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If the news feels absurd lately, don’t worry I’m here to make it worse (but funnier).

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@BBCWorld Just a little visit at the rehab center “weekend at Mitch’s”

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@cnnbrk New Version is out! #Iran #war #USA

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Watch the birth of a Hawaii fire dragon 🐉 #volcano #Hawaii

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@BBCWorld Just a little visit at the rehab center “weekend at Mitch’s”

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#BreakingNEWS Trump Rebranding #Iran as the "Middle-East of America" Following a devastating weekend that resulted in the deaths of U.S. troops in the region. President Donald J. Trump has deployed what he calls the "ultimate diplomatic and psychological counter-strategy"

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@Reuters USA is one of the top five problems of global warming they cause wildfires they deserve the smoke, choke them out

#ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #ClimateAction #ClimateCrisis #NetZero

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@BBCWorld What are the other countries doing in the region to keep the nuclear ☢️ seeking Iran under control?

#Iran #IranWar #MiddleEast #BreakingNews #WorldNews #IsraelIran #USIran

[UFC @ufc]

Dana White reacts to #UFC329

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Fight was a major LETDOWN! #UFC329

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Max Holloway defeats Conor McGregor by TKO in Round 1

#UFC329

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@TommyFSX @BBCWorld I know a man that would agree with you. You might have similar ideologies, just a guess.

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@BBCWorld My mom said the same thing about skipping school, that didn’t work either until I was given attitude adjustment! #Iran #trump #usa #war

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@cnnbrk Oh wait the strait of hormuz will be open soon, the big deal is coming! #Trump just got the biggest standing ovation at the #NYKnicks playoff game 😆

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@kaitlancollins Iran needs an attitude adjustment like Japan did on August 6 and 9th of 1945. @POTUS

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. @POTUS offering an alternative for a religious sensitive version of Dr. Trump!

#politics #Trump #USA

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@Acyn Here we offer a religious sensitive photos of Trump trying to play doctor @WhiteHouse @cnnbrk #satire #Trump

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He just upgraded to free rent, free food, free work out gym membership and his own security team! Yippie jail! #Ontario #California #fire

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@BBCWorld Global oil prices plunged on April 7–8, 2026, dropping by over 14–15% following news of a conditional two-week ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran regarding the Strait of Hormuz. Two Week Buy window! #Trump #Iran #CeaseTheBUY #IranWar‌

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Global oil prices plunged on April 7–8, 2026, dropping by over 14–15% following news of a conditional two-week ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran regarding the Strait of Hormuz. Two Week Buy window! #Trump #Iran #CeaseTheBUY #IranWar‌

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@BBCBreaking Looks like Iran got a free 2 weeks of rearming time and repositioning of supplies. If you are going to crusade, you go all in or stay the “F” home. #Iran #trump @WhiteHouse #WWII

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@WhiteHouse NEW comic! #satire #IranWar‌ #Trump

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@albiononline what is this chest payout WEAK! #BuffSOLOchests