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LAWYER FEMINIST BARBIE 🎀

[oluchukwu⟡ @funmilayolajide]

Me and my fake budgeting and account segregation every month. 😭

By week 3, I don dey transfer ₦5k from Zenith add am to ₦10k wey dey Kuda. Smh

[Poetry✨ @bubbles_debs]

You’re not entitled to a woman’s time, niceness, acknowledgment, she doesn’t owe you a smile, or a conversation, she doesn’t owe you a single thing

At the end of the day, you’re a stranger and a fan till further notice 🙏🏽

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

One moment, you're a Pepsi Ambassador.

Another moment, you're collecting your passport to facilitate abroad travels.

Several moments after, you're revealing to the world (thankfully) that you have paedophilic tendencies.

You'll understand digital footprints by force.

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[uses the silent treatment in a street fight @allkemi]

Adults are really killers of kids innate and healthy curiosity. You could be a girl interested in boxing or a boy interested in ballet and one boring unimaginative shallow birdbrained adult will say “no that’s for boys and that’s for girls.”

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Na bad character wey I learn from man hand dey save me from man hand

[blossom @blossom_bie]

I just helped this man now, make I just reach interview venue see say the man na ceo🙏🏾

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

You can tell Tate fanboys esp the Naija ones have never researched his alleged crimes. All their knowledge about his criminal history comes from his boisterous tweets😂

Meanwhile there are full blown documentaries on the brothers. To his Naija fans “the matrix is after him”😂😂

[lav @lavishminted]

@Lukorito_

[Kelvin @saint_kelvinnn]

Your boyfriend nor go wear hoodie now wey cold dey o, na for under hot sun he go wear am with socks

[pinkie @sourberryvi]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

The casual nature of child labor in Nigeria worries me all the time

[Mr Star 💙 @sodiqstar16]

For instance, women into nail tech business or online businesses or the likes get shamed way more than men into cyber fraud or yahoo.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

hopebaiting myself everyday

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

no more psycho analyzing. i actually dgaf what’s wrong w you just get it the fuck away from me

[Nze @nzemmili]

Traore is now a zionist cos he doesn't want his country to be run by wahhabists trained in Saudi Arabia?

I didn't imagine me rooting for that guy, but here we are. 😂

[Ms.Ifss♡ @_ifssss]

“let’s go with the flow” you will flow to your demise, stupid boy.

[Schrödinger's meow meow, Esq. @AsaduChinaza]

First year of my relationship was me learning how to not ghost my babe 💀

[Outlaw. @wholelif3]

Don’t mistakenly tell me anything causes infertility because me I will start doing it oh.

[Adelanke @prettyaholicc]

I can actually link almost every structure to misogyny and capitalism.