smit

software engineer | one day i'll figure out everything

[smit @itsoksmit]

follow me only if you are a real mfer

[bacon @steve2bacon]

my portfolio every time Jensen has sex outside of marriage

[djcows @djcows]

sex caused the 2nd great depression, let that sink in

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

> Sam Altman: Everyone must give me all their RAM

> Dario Amodei: AI is going to cause a mass level extinction event

> Jensen Huang Subplot:

[smit @itsoksmit]

@KobeissiLetter

[smit @itsoksmit]

if the market is this volatile to an affair between a CEO and a spy, i don't think the market is ready at all for when (not if) the REAL silicon valley scandal drops lol

[smit @itsoksmit]

I would have thought someone in that position would be too busy to have a wandering dick but I guess not.

[smit @itsoksmit]

One thing that the last few years has made abundantly clear is if you're the CEO of a trillion dollar company you've got a surprising amount of time on your hands.

[smit @itsoksmit]

what i'm learning today is that a cool leather jacket *will* let you fuck more

[smit @itsoksmit]

सफलता की हर सीढ़ी पर आपको एक कुत्ता जरूर मिलेगा !

अगर हर कुत्ते से उलझोगे तो अपनी मंजिल तक कभी नही पहुच पाओग े !!

[Pattern Hunter 🕵🏽‍♂️🫆 @chanakyaspeakss]

Never ever dare to curse Vishnu. ⚡️☸️

[smit @itsoksmit]

100%. When I conduct interviews, I don't ask candidates to code. I'd rather discuss architecture, bottlenecks, design patterns, and how they approach problems. Yes, even for freshers.

[Panat @ptaranat]

writing code in an interview is now larping in the literal sense. like you are straight up live action roleplaying a historical reenactment of what it was like to be a software engineer.

[Panat @ptaranat]

writing code in an interview is now larping in the literal sense. like you are straight up live action roleplaying a historical reenactment of what it was like to be a software engineer.

[smit @itsoksmit]

i feel like using voice mode with AI assistants would actually push me into psychosis land idk how people do it

[smit @itsoksmit]

A future where every Anthropic employee quits and it's just the 7 founders and 20 quadrillion Claudes

[smit @itsoksmit]

Whites ragebaiting Lord Vishnu will never not be funny

[ABCD @Okayhunyr]

5 whites has been packed within a week for cursing the Lord Vishnu

[Ishan @radshaan]

It won’t

[smit @itsoksmit]

👀👀

[smit @itsoksmit]

just watched ramayana in theatres. absolutely insane visuals. raavana stole the show.

now give mahabharata the same budget.

succession, game of thrones, all these shows about family drama. brother we invented the genre.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Honeypots are such a tried and tested method of espionage that you would think the counter espionage tactic would be to ensure that key personal are drowning in bad bitches.

[yezos @yeeeeezos]

reminder to break free from the simulation

[smit @itsoksmit]

if you think about it, raavana was an oppressed communist revolutionary who overthrew kuber (the capitalist), seized power, and also happened to have schizophrenia. valmiki was warning us about the dangers of communism thousands of years before marx was even born.