smit

software engineer | one day i'll figure out everything

[smit @itsoksmit]

follow me only if you are a real mfer

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girlfriend spends hours doing her makeup just for me to stare at her toes

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when a grown ass man starts talking about pokemon cards i get really scared

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i owe the government of 2 different countries a fuck ton of money

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niggas in 2nd grade discussing what the biggest dinosaurs were

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not home or work but a secret third space

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@justabdulraouf looks delicious!

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Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called "One Two Three", the other "Un Deux Trois". Which cat won?

"One Two Three" because "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

[smit @itsoksmit]

@alpaysh My whole life has been a lie

[Alps @alpaysh]

Reminder: Tim Cook isn’t a cook.
Garry Tan isn’t tanned.
Musk isn’t a cologne.
Satya Nutella isn’t a spread.
Naval doesn’t work for the navy.
OpenAI isn't Open.

[smit @itsoksmit]

@e0syn "Why you mad, bitch?"

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LinkedIn is for posting pictures of yourself at your company so your ex company gets jealous

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This is how you know my life was never together to begin with. There's always been some bullshit side quest happening.

[via @sourberryvi]

you can always tell when someone’s life starts falling apart because suddenly they’re tweeting 47 times a day

[smit @itsoksmit]

Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter.

Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough.

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Why does Google have 32 million mosquitoes?

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Google is planning to release 32 million mosquitoes across Florida and California.

The company has asked the EPA for permission to proceed, with the public given until June 5 to respond.

The mosquitoes are infected with Wolbachia bacteria, which stops them from reproducing and slowly collapses the wild population from within.

Google's previous Debug Project trial in California's Central Valley nearly eliminated mosquitoes from three test sites entirely. A separate trial in Singapore cut dengue cases by 70% within 12 months.

Google has now released over 1 billion mosquitoes across four continents. This new proposal is the largest deployment in US history.

[smit @itsoksmit]

@djcows Before AI, artists had this ancient technology called “hands.”

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Yes, in fact, I do believe that a man's virtue can be measured directly by what video YouTube think you want to watch next.

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The modern mind is not able to comprehend how the Roman Empire was able to administer an territory all the way from Egypt to Hadrian's Wall without making use of Jira Sprint Planning.

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"A better world is possible" used to be an uplifting message about the dream of creating a better future.

Now it is just a straightforward statement. Like…FOR SURE a better world is possible. This stupid shit we are up to now definitely isn't the best we can do. Not even close.

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Happy pride month, you are loved and appreciated

[smit @itsoksmit]

the most heroic thing you can do is log off and live a normal life