funnythoughts

things to make you huff air out of your nostrils while your head rests on your fist. this is only a comedy.

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Witchcraft! SORCERER! Neat.

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shout out to agent j for shooting that little girl with the quantum physics book. #youtherealmvp #withhonors

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Did we just trade John Glenn for a dinosaur tail? #wegotrippedoff #ripjohnglenn

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Does anybody have a gif of that scene in Top Secret! but in reverse? #youknowtheone #askingforafriend

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I love how Rodney Mullen trying to be low key in Stiller's phenomenal Walter Mitty. We see you! #weknowthatsyou

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Zootopia makes me feel good to see an officer assigned to parkin duty and just straight murderin tickets. make me feel funny lol #ropesingym

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ol Bruce ate all that cake and grabbed drew barrymores arse. #legend

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I love refreshing a file folder with a bunch of files. Makes me think of troops standing to order and you hear nothing but that chain sound.

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If i had the option to choose how i go into that good night, it'd be on a Harley going down listening to some Otis #keeponsingindemsadsongs

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Do you think Big Tobacco Companies have a segregated smoking area or is just a smoke em if you got em, wherever you are, type thing?

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Urbody over here worried about Trump bein elected and I'm over here just wishing someone would ask to put my ice cream truck in a rap video.

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Every time I eat an Airhead, cuz of the way I eat it, I always think of those elves in the trees making them cookies. #looksliketheirtongues

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soul-stealing, and aisle. although soul still kinda works? #myfingersaretooslowtokeepup

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Ever think there's been a dude running down a soul still telephone cubicle isle screaming "No, don't dial that number! They're on the DNCL!"

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Now that I have this smartwatch i can finally put my finger to my ear, hold my wrist up (you know), say something and stuff actually happens

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I will never buy Milano 2 cookie wrapped single serve packages. The embarrassment of having to open each individual package is unbearable

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Hey @RealKiefer how did you know when to grab Luis' hand when he was holding the knife in The Cowboy Way? #inquiringmindswanttoknow

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Glad Willem finally saw the sailboat but, you know what, wasn't the kid's fault he didn't know what a schooner was #bestinsult #udumbbastid

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Shit D Nyle says (while embarrassing kids on playstation network): "Awww as im cutting your face...let's sword it out!"