Sir leon of london

Mutton dressed as lamb

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

Watching a bunch of drunk spanish exchange students singing tom jones's she's a lady.... Priceless I wanna join in !

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

@simonouldred ummm £35 for a full body massage ? Do you do extras ?

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

RIP Pete Postlethwaite your body of work is tantamount to genius, you inspired me and many others, you will be sadly missed.

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

Worst nicotine rush thought I was going to die :s

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

The fatter and the older the person who falls over the funnier it is ! Fact !

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

@TansieOctavia get over that place ! Remember a momemt on the lips a life time on the hips. Take the c off chips love what are u left with?

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

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[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

Old woman lady on the bus jst burped and obvs 2 deaf 2 hear how loud she was bless her confused face she doesn't no wat were all laughing at

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

what's the correct thing 2 do after a one night stand ... Do u kiss goodbye? Hug ? I decided to go with a handshake.. How romantic

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

Qp

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

Happy new year beautiful people ! X

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

For 2011 remember Life is short, break rules, forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made u smile

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

@reannamc you slag ! Bringing 3 boys home ... 3 boys 2 girls one word ... Gangbang !

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

@stephenfry when you said D van D for some reason I assumed david van day, who's accent is fine ... All be it the person isn't ;)

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

Laughing at @NikSnode grandma saying she was full of spunk at 84 ... I challenge anyone not to laugh when an old woman tells you that's ! x

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

@MegSWillis haa ooh yeasss ruddy love that place best meet balls in london! And there lemonade is to die for ! X

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

@simzy19 did you know polish people pronounce bubble as babble .... Fact ! X

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

@simzy19 the funniest woman on the planet I'm sat here unable to eat .... @NikSnode just let a little wee out !

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

Full english please .. Sort out this hangover !

[Sir leon of london @itsonlyleon]

Jst about to go for dinner with @niksnode ummm hungry !