Mari =^..^=

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Let's all trade local political ads for a week just to have a little break.

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Nobody talks about
Exit Interview with a Vampire.

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Me: Whoever left the kitchen light on is gonna get their BUTT HAIR COMBED!

Him:

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I cannot feel spooky unless it's -at minimum- cool outside.

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On today's episode of Everyday Fairytales: The Quest for the Perfect Toilet Seat

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The basketball they are using in the #Olympic2024 games looks like a pretzel roll and now I'm hungry.

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I'm back on my watching "Air Disasters" bullshit.

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Mcdonalds put my sad hashbrown in a cardboard sleeve like it's the 90's.

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Volleyball is just a game of keepy-uppy.

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How many gymnasts does it take to win a silver medal?
A Brazilian.
#OlympicGamesParis2024

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All this talk about the Men's Olympic Basketball team, but why aren't we drawing from the talented, undefeated pool of Harlem Globetrotters?
#2024Olympics

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I found the perfect body lotion.

It's face cream and costs $30 for 1.7 ounces. ☹️

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Just waiting for the gummies to kick in.

Not those, the fiber gummies.😮‍💨

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Secrets tend to slip put like unfettered dicks.

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I got an invite so...

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ACAB. Even the cute, fluffy ones.

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The Lord.

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Wow. They really have everything.

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@fro_vo Suppose we're calling him Glitch McConnell now.

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@yrfatfriend @Artists_Ali @Rachael_Hamlet @MaintenancePod @RottenInDenmark Honestly waiting for the Maintenance Phase + Ali interview: Cut Bullshit, Not Carbs.