Amanda Owens

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

feeling so hamburger helpless

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i have to say strange things or i will die

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

they don't wanna see u hootin' cause they scared to see u hollerin

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i be blacking out when i eat good pasta

[Nick @Nick_Snyder13]

We don’t skip Zach Bryan in this car

[Capybaras @CapybaraCountry]

onward, my trusty steed!

[fredesque @FredTaming]

im sorry but if i’m crossing a desert on a horse with no name, i won’t be able to help myself, im naming the horse

[victor @childofuranus]

astrology is like math but for pretty people

[sad cowboy @SaddestCowboy_]

me (on the oregon trail): my tummy hurts

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

What on god’s green earth is this??

#BachelorinParadise

[Amanda Owens @ItsPandaaMandaa]

@JaelJ12 @dkillzminaj @aliyahInterlude These are my top two FOR SURE. By these other replies I’m starting to think I just have terrible taste 🤧

[trash jones @jzux]

benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright

me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?

benadryl: in a sense

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

bruh i don't care how broke i am u know i got money for self destruction

[Amanda Owens @ItsPandaaMandaa]

Alotta snow and will probably be at work still 🫡

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Massive Lake Effect Snow Headed for Buffalo New York on Friday November 18, 2022 Part 1

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

before i die, I want to go to the McDonald's in Italy that has an actual skeleton on display because it was already there and they didn't want to move it

[trash jones @jzux]

i didn’t even get to fuck around. it seems i have skipped straight to the finding out

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

me about my dog: my ride or die, number one, throw myself into the sun for them

my dog: i would run off with your murderer if they presented me with a cheez it cracker