Ashley M.

just tweeting my Bach thoughts 🌹

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

You know what night it is…
#BachelorInParadise

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

This is a great tweet. #TheGoldenBachelorette

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Kelsey Anderson really is God’s favorite

#GoldenBachelorette #DWTS

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

Jack. 10/10. Cooks, sings Sinatra, appreciates fine architecture and home design. I love him. #TheGoldenBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

Told y’all. #TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

If the personal texts clear his name 🤷🏼‍♀️

[zacharyreality @zacharyreality]

Devin just posted a 13 minute video on Instagram and exposed way too many personal text messages

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

He would’ve tried to get someone on his side. Narcissist don’t take the L like that.

He didn’t like that she proposed. Maybe he wanted to be the one to do it? Maybe he’s more traditional? And that was a red flag for him. #TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

Wanna hear my take on this? Jenn proposed to Devin and it gave him the ick. Everyone wants to label him as an egotistical narcissist but an egotistical narcissist would have had some sob story about what happened at ATFR. But he didn’t. He sat there and took it. #TheBachelorette

[zacharyreality @zacharyreality]

Jenn said The first thing Devin asked producers: how long do people usually stay together”

[Emily @emilybernay]

NOT EVERYONE BEING OUTED RN

MARIA!!!!!!!!!

JEREMY!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CLUB!!!!!!! #TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

This was more accurate than I anticipated. #TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

This is my prediction for the end of the season: Jenn will propose to her final choice. It’s gonna be heckin awkward. #TheBachelorette

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

“Next thing I know you’re clubbing with Jeremy”

Jeremy:

#thebachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

“Where am I supposed to go from here?”umm Jenn, do you know you have another boyfriend? #TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

The moment Jenn realized that she isn’t in love with neither Marcus nor Devin… she is just trauma-bonded to them. #TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

Guess we’ll find out if this is true tonight.

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

This is my prediction for the end of the season: Jenn will propose to her final choice. It’s gonna be heckin awkward. #TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

Quick word association, I’ll go first.

“Baby back bitch”
#TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

“That’s three h’s! I’ve only ever gotten one before!” “If you’re a baseball player, you get all the bases!” If Brett isn’t on paradise, I will riot. #TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

Jesse Palmer coming in to say, “this is the last rose of the night,” when it gets down to the final two. #TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

“I love you, too, you freaking idiot.” #TheBachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

“Beautiful night for some heartbreak.” Ooof Jeremy with the truth bomb. #thebachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

Marcus’ hometown date: 5/10. His sister is precious. I can’t put my finger on it but something is off. #thebachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

Is it just me or is Devin the only one that is sure about Jenn? #thebachelorette

[Ashley M. @itspantsnight]

Jonathan’s hometown: 9/10. Kind of can’t believe he made it to hometowns after showing up in like he did in the premiere 😂 His protective big brother is precious. But it wasn’t as good as Devin’s date. I call em like I see em. #TheBachelorette