Omar :D

🐻Cal ‘23🐻

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

@510trucha DM me

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

The explicit paragraph on robots.txt is hilarious to me as a web developer. It’s not a Commandment. Robots.txt has no power, legal or otherwise lol

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

@merissahansen17 @KanekoaTheGreat They did, it was called segregation 💀

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

Anyone ever notice the folks that complain about new math education techniques are folks that don’t like math in the first place?

[Seth Lawrence @lawrence_farms]

My sons math homework. I simply can’t roll my eyes enough. Why are we adding needless work instead of teaching simple math.

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

@lily_mqm415 I just was not aware this was an option lol

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

We’re yall aware some folks heat up tortillas in the microwave? Or is this only news to me?

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

Spookiest Halloween of my life 👻👻🎃🎃 (taking Physics 7B Midterm)

[DJ GOT.A.LOT @DJGotALot]

STORY TIME:
So my mom decided to volunteer to DJ a high school homecoming and I was a lil irritated cuz she always doin free/cheap stuff. But I got more irritated when she told me it was the high school that DR DRE AND JIMMY IOVINE just opened up. I asked her why…

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

@briiannaklopez I’ve been fighting a losing battle with my to do lists all semester 😞

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

@amurekaa Yep lmao

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

@amurekaa Alright so I can be completely wrong , but I heard it’s bc vaqueros needed a way to pack their food (rice, beans, etc) for longer trips so they wrapped it in a tortilla and that’s why it’s a Burrito (little donkey lol). I could have dreamt this tho so 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

@amurekaa I think I know the answer to this, not because I’m Chicano, but because I am fat and a fan of burritos

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

Software Engineers eat free snacks, type on a keyboard, and make YouTube videos

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

happy thursday

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

Wondering if he needed help with his phone from the Great Beyond ™️

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

Uncle called me this morning, but my Dads name showed up as the caller. You can imagine my surprise since he passed away in 2021. I also haven’t slept so I was deliriously confused. Anyways, Happy Monday :D

[Omar :D @itsphatdonut]

Does anyone know how/where I can find a part time job as a Software Developer? Low-income student trying to make ends meet during the school year