The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️

Talking pointlessly into the void. Existential nihilist. A follow does not mean agreement with your views.

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

@crackinroxy Hi from England

[BabelColour @StuartHumphryes]

This could have been taken today - or it could have been an album cover in the 1970s - but it is a timeless self-portrait which was actually taken 115 years ago in 1910. The subject (and photographer) was the playwright and novelist Leonid Andreyev (1871-1919).
This glass plate autochrome is original colour and not colourised.

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

@overgaard @VirginAtlantic You should try unsubscribing from your own email lists. Multiple attempts over many months and yet you still spam me. Email to your 'support' have had no result. It is pitiful for a 'professional' like you.

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

@Molliedolly44 Its a singing contest FFS. That is all it is. No need to conflate it into something more.

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

@NoContextBrits Vomit

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

@Mar50cC5O @StephenKing Really, the world does not respect you.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Free legal advice:

You don’t have to attend a riot to be prosecuted for conspiracy to riot. You don’t have to be present at a terrorist incident to be guilty of encouraging it.

A lot of Twitter warriors will be getting some unpleasant knocks on the door over the coming weeks.

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

@BGatesIsaPyscho Bassoon.

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

@WMM_ONX @northumbriapol It’s true; mindless idiots like you really do walk freely amongst us. What a bassoon you are.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Bigots who’ve built entire careers inciting precisely the evil we’re witnessing did not ‘warn’ of it. The only honest ‘warnings’ came from people who explained what would happen if we kept giving racist liars newspaper columns, TV & radio slots & season tickets for Question Time.

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

@teran675532 @TRobinsonNewEra But that’s not true is it? Starmer represented some of those who initiated the case but he did not personally initiate the case against the Government.

https://t.co/DUAobM2ESY

[DogLover69 @Dog__Lover__69]

@lowles_nick Anything less than 1 year per sausage roll will be worth it.

[Nick Lowles @lowles_nick]

I really hope the tray of Greggs sausage rolls were worth the sentence he will shortly get

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

Is anybody actually surprised that Farage would align himself with Tate? Two turds from the same toilet.

Farage said Andrew Tate was ‘important voice’ for men in podcast interview https://t.co/prjyXhTMM0

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

https://t.co/FHNyAdcjaW

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

Not a fan of Heseltine but on this I think he is right.

Ignoring Brexit will make election most dishonest in modern times, says former deputy PM https://t.co/ALO5kwnzoX

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

Make this the punishment election – damning the Tories for 14 years of cruelty and lies https://t.co/akAbMCYsMi

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

Easter Egg is on the cow #LastLegEasterEgg

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

@TheLastLeg #littlebritishjoys Calling the GP at 8:00. Getting a same day appointment.

[The Fat Swimmer 🏊‍♂️ @itspottsy]

@TheLastLeg Please ask @TanyaleeDavis to get her tour dates on her website. Ta.

https://t.co/4IZKW0QAsa

Nowt but a big fat empty page at the mo.