Pretty Kotzur

it’s never the end, just a new beginning.

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How have I been a die hard Office fan only to learn TODAY that @AngelaKinsey is FLUENT IN INDONESIAN!! Pleaseee can you record a video in Indonesian??

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@PetSmart selflessness, courage and quick thinking. It was an extremely painful and traumatizing event and everyone stepped up and ensured we were okay. They deserve recognition for their actions. Thank you! (2/2)

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@PetSmart please thank Mgr Brian, the vet, Mary and all your employees at the Bridgeton location. My dog was attacked and could have been killed as we walked in. Everyone came immediately to help and saved her. I’m incredibly thankful for their bravery (1/2)

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@MikeDeWine all your efforts just to be undermined by a State Rep who thinks she’s an exception. The fact that she’s the chairwoman of HIGHER EDUCATION is just all sorts of ironic.

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I was so excited for my new work shoes to come in only to find out my feet are too wide (and I ordered the wide size) 😭 @Dansko do you have Sasquatch sized width shoes??

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How do new nurse grads apply for temporary licensing? We’re here, we want to help and we want to do all that we can but we don’t know how to take the first step @GovMikeDeWine @OhioNursingBd

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@GovMikeDeWine can you consider what @GregAbbott_TX did and maybe implement it for new grad nurses here?

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Why did Elsa have to wait til her 21st birthday for her to officially become queen after her parents died but Agnarr became king immediately after coming home from the enchanted forest as a child when King Runeard dies? @Disney @alittlejelee @DisneyStudios @DisneyAnimation

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@callmeMSBLAKE @nbc4i @LibertyLeopard @wcsdistrict Do you know when it’s going to air??

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@CNHolmberg I got a ton of compliments on it and eventually just had to pretend like it was intentional 😂 “thanks! I DID want to look like a mermaid 💁🏻‍♀️”

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@CNHolmberg Once, I dyed my hair purple, the bottom half got dunked into a very chlorinated pool so I had half purple hair and half green lol

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This is actually more excitement than he showed during the birth of both of our kids 😂 big ass thank you to @blummer27 for making his day! Ps: He’s still rewatching it lol #cameo

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I keep getting told I look like @chrissyteigen I’d say enough to think we’re distant cousins but not enough for us to pull some Model Behavior stunt where I can get serenaded on the daily by John Legend. If only. #agirlcanwish

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@979WNCI dammnnnnnn Kelsey went after that gender inequality without a second thought 👏🏻 speak that truth, girl

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My 5 year old just threw an all out hissy for (tears and all) because I tried changing it from @kanebrown to Baby Shark. I think she’s Benjamin Button.

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@Daius79 @WhiteCastle @DoorDash I don’t think I’d have been as pissed if I had gone to the place myself but I paid like an extra $8 to get this shit delivered and it was 1. Wrong 2. A FUCKING HAIR IN MY SHAKE

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@WhiteCastle: but it’s @DoorDash’s fault. They didn’t let you pick the substitute for cheese sliders so we didn’t know.
Oh really!!? #whyyoulying #lies #ineedmymoneyback

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@WhiteCastle this has to be a record. 6 orders of THE WRONG sliders and a hair in the shake. You guys should pat yourselves on the back for such shitty service

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@DairyQueen I literally just had this blizzard handed to me not even 5 minutes ago and I had to POUR OUT melted ice cream from the top. #fail never thrown out a full blizzard til today.

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Dang... they did @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight DIRTY