Priyesh Chaurasia

sup bruh

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

Been waiting for this Friday since last Friday

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Our thoughts are with all those affected by the tragic flash floods and mudslides in Nepal and Tibet. Apple is making a donation to support relief and rebuilding efforts on the ground.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Accidentally falling asleep is the best sleep you can ever get.

[Priyesh Chaurasia @itsPriyeshKumar]

OpenAI it's done bro.

[Priyesh Chaurasia @itsPriyeshKumar]

What's the first question that you asked to Opus 5?

Me: Is one full avocado hard to digest?

[Naval @naval]

The problem with truth is, once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

[Priyesh Chaurasia @itsPriyeshKumar]

studying for my license at this age like the DMV's gonna ask where i've been. same question my family has

[ᅠ ᅠ @greenvibe]

Sometimes, we just need to pause and think.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Why didn't the alarm go off...
Me:

[Priyesh Chaurasia @itsPriyeshKumar]

fu*k monday

[Priyesh Chaurasia @itsPriyeshKumar]

stanford dropouts >> stanford grads

[Matt Brown @maattttbrown]

Stanford grads walk out as Google CEO Sundar Pichai takes the stage as commencement speaker. No mention of AI, unlike other uni speakers getting booed down this year. Story for @sfgate shortly

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

insane

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

Me busy making my bed on the floor.

My rich cousin: You also do Yoga??

Me:

[Priyesh Chaurasia @itsPriyeshKumar]

so musk bought twitter three times?

[Priyesh Chaurasia @itsPriyeshKumar]

instead it says "you are absolutely correct"

[Priyesh Chaurasia @itsPriyeshKumar]

Breaking: Sonnet 5 will no longer say "you are absolutely right"