Liam

gdbye

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Goodbye, the devil's lettuce.

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

@Pontifex Calm it with all this gospel business for 5 mins and make courgettes, the devil's lettuce, illegal already

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Beetroot, the devil's lettuce

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Sweetcorn, the devil's lettuce

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Pantera got a nice lil gap in their EU tour dates when Download is on 👀

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Your mum's stripper name is Black Friday

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

The maddest thing about Ken West running for pres is not that he's running but that people will vote for the cunt. The man that wrote the lyrics "poopedy scoop"

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Twitter was never great cause Harvey Price was never on it

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

If you say you're neuro-spicy you need to neuro-get off the internet

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Iff Matt Hancock wins I'm a Celeb we may as well ask Putin nicely to nuke us all and get it over with

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

I just wanted to take a sincere moment to say wee wee out my willy hole

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Made a Hive account but we all know that shit won't get good until their holinesses the Dalai Lama and Popesy are on it. The lads.

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

So spicy I might cry

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Gonna take the spiciest dump at half time. Can feel it

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

@SteveWatkiss One of the best things about this site is looking at the live reactions to football

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Sometime life just takes big fat monster dumps on you

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Might leave Twitter and just write all my shit tweets on walls around the city

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Big protests in town today too disguising their hatred for gay and trans people as "protecting the children". Amazing stuff

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Saw people queuing for Florence and the Machine at 7:30 this morning. Imagine being that fucking boring

[Liam @itsprobablyliam]

Metros can suck my willy. The only good thing there is Tex and Robin. Legends. They deserve the world