Dear Charlton Athletic,
Congratulations on acquiring the signature of Collins Sichenje. It is truly an honour for you.
As per the rich traditions and very serious football customs of our country, kindly take note of the following essential conditions for his stay and success:
1. He must start all matches, unless injured, suspended, or abducted by destiny.
2. Substitutions are strictly prohibited until the 85th minute or later, regardless of scoreline, weather, or common sense.
3. All official starting XI posters must feature his picture prominently — others may appear as supporting cast.
4. Any shot on target by him shall be recorded as a goal in official statistics.
5. Any shot off target shall be generously counted as an assist.
6. Should he score an actual goal, the UK Army is expected to honour the moment with a 21-gun salute (minimum).
We trust you will comply fully and look forward to seeing the club prosper under these perfectly reasonable expectations.
Warm regards,A Very Patriotic Supporter.❣️❣️
If you know you paid hecklers to go disrespect the Odinga family in Bondo today, Min Piny has reiterated that we have only one Party Leader, and anyone salivating at his seat should go play in the grass over there.
This is the word of the servant of the Lord.
After losing the Narok Township Ward By-Elections, the Government has sent goons and police to burn the ballot boxes and Kiems kits but it is too little, too late. How desperate is William Ruto and Patrick Ntutu?
The facility I work at is the only facility with theatre services in the subcounty. It is a faith based facility. We receive referrals from as far as 200km.
Last month, we had 3 infant mortalities, 2 were referral ins for cesarean delivery, 1 was in our facility from the onset of labor.
For the two referred to us, one had already died in utero, the other one was in distress. The one who was in our facility from onset of labor had congenital anomalies.
Duale will make things easy for us if he oversees such measures-we will decline referrals and redirect them to government owned facilities, about 50km away, so that they deal with systemic inadequacies that they try to put blame on facilities and healthcare workers. Why should I accept a referral from a place 150km away with fetal distress if the already possible poor outcome will be blamed on me? Or the facility?
Why does a patient travel 200km to get services? We haven’t even addressed the acute shortages of healthcare workers.
We shall let the system own its failures.
WATCH: President Museveni gives journalists from the Busoga region Shs100 million, referring to them as mercenaries...
"I know you are poor and you work for poor radios, now I want to immunise you with Shs100 million so that you stop being used," he said.
#MonitorUpdates
📹: Godfrey Masiko
Uganda's Minister for ICT and National Guidance Chris Barryomunsi claims the government of Uganda was in touch with the government of Kenya on the arrest of Dr Kizza Besigye
#starkenyanews
C J Martha Koome acquiring new SUVs for Court of Appeal Judges yet complaining every day that the Judiciary is underfunded. I still use my BMW X 6 bought in 2013. Where is the money these Judges add to the economy to justify this wastage?
Injection of National Justice, Economic and Civic Transformation (INJECT) party leader Morara Kebaso reportedly picked up from his headquarters in Kahawa Sukari.
How officials at @ForeignOfficeKE and mislead the president @WilliamsRuto https://t.co/lmgWyEMXzF
No one gets their passport in 3 days or even a week. Pure lies.