ZOMBIE!!!

Keepin it real for all my zombros.

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Undead Fred spittin live from twitter

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The weekend is so live right now. Unlike me

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I'd give my right arm to be with you right now. But I already gave that arm to someone else I wanted to see... #awkward

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Yo. Everyone go see Warm Bodies starring ME!!!

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#DontBotherMeWhen I'm munching on brains.

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My 100th tweet goes out to all the ZomBros and ZomGirls doing it big out there!!!

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If my sperm cells were still alive I bet they would make some good looking babies.

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Country music sounds so much better without ears.

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Falcons ain't the only ones that #riseup

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#IGotAThingFor humans with some meat on their bones. #OhYeah

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Just ate an eyeball. #YOLO

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Rick Ross can communicate with me! Ugggggggh. Rozayyyyyyy

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Everywhere I go people scream my name. ZOMBIE!!! ZOMBIE!!!

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I love life! Oh awk... I'm kind of dead.

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Chopped brains on the breakfast table for today. #Delish

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Never taken the saying "break a leg" so seriously...

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I would love to go to school this morning. But I've got better things to do. Like walk really slowly allllllll day...

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I ate a opossum on fire and it gave me heartburn. HAHA

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I hate when kids tell me. "Silly zombie trix are for kids."

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I think left arms taste better than right arms. What do you think?