Cullen

Angry Funeral Director. All around good guy. Check out the @watertownwolves hockey team

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

#BoycottBeam b/c of Mila? Give me a break! Grow up! @JimBeam was instrumental in many unplanned pregnancies! Pence doesn't even drink!

[🌈Zoe Britton🌈 @zoebritton]

Wow.... that was rough....

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

@Jimllpaintit I'd gladly pay handsomely for your troubles and shipping to New York. This is the greatest thing ever. Solid tribute!

[Philip Winchester @philipwinchestr]

Good medicine for today. https://t.co/uheRuD4DpJ

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A cartoon by Kim Warp. Follow us on Instagram to see more: https://t.co/PWkYRCtrDK

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

@suckitdarrell @TheRealDiceClay Why am I still awake right now? Oh, because this is the greatest movie ever! #suckinmydick

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

@watertownwolves Kylo Ren is having a hard time finding ways to pass the time until the game

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

@WayneJRosbrook Excellent job with the sly name change

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

@LPizzle @midnight #floridaabook All Quiet on the Key Western Front

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

@LPizzle @midnight #babytv 24 months

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

@LPizzle @midnight Uncle Jason's Waterfalls

[Max Solar Inc. @maxsolarinc]

Congrats Watertown Wolves, Max Solar is proud to be part of your success. Thanks to Mr. Lundy for making this spot behind the net ours.

[VICE Canada @vicecanada]

We spoke to a 26-year-old funeral director about mortuary makeup, weird smells, and dealing with death all day long: https://t.co/YdF2Sz3mUv

[Caleb Wilde @CalebWilde]

Everytime this happens, I'm like "What disease am I pregnant with now?"

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

@kmwolves hooked us up with some sweet Canadian swag! Great to see you again! We miss you! @watertownwolves

[Kellyanne Conway @KellyannePolls]

Brilliant https://t.co/dhF71ji5SE

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

@realDonaldTrump My 12 y/o son's assignment was to make up his own math problems. @OwenLundy02 came up with this #TeamTrump

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

Coincidence that @suckitdarrell shares a birthday with Roger Moore? #bestbondever https://t.co/tBo1R6jAJa

[James Bond @007]

A very Happy Birthday to @sirrogermoore who played Bond in seven films. To find out more about the Bond actor visit https://t.co/czc3gJgfhh

[Cullen @itsreallycullen]

The 21 Best College-Town Pizza Joints in America @Thrillist @katieferris_
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