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[Sam The Challenger @MohauSam]

My salary fighting the cost of living:

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

Job post: Are you open to relocate?

Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, regenerate, migrate. just hire me.

[Moneyforlaundry @bonchbobaine]

Then who tf was opening the gate

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

"We received your payment" i bet your ashy ass did

[Sgaps @OfentseZA]

Realistically you shouldn’t be buying anything over 55” if your couches touch a back wall, ga ona space

[Siyabonga @SiyabongaOnX]

🎯

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

This will never be my reality.

[hải liên 🌊🪷 kuvirakgae @moliathh]

nursing to white women is what being a cop is to white men

[Kris D. Lofton @RealKrisDLofton]

Some days yes, some days no.. but I’ve never ONCE said.. you know what would make me happy??? A KID!! Not one single time.. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Nondaba🇿🇦 @ShweleNgelosi]

So Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans but South Africa is for everyone🚮🚮

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

He's 100% working overtime to avoid coming home. Trust me been there done that

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Okay we need to let Marlboro start running ads again

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

This doesn't fix anything between you and the other child .

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Half the time I retweet someone’s tweet, it’s just me acknowledging that they perfectly expressed a thought I was already carrying 😭

[small waist 🧚🏾‍♀️ @oddettem]

Denise’s ex husband was cheating with her best friend of 14 years. You think men care?

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

So do most children of immigrants but I guess it's less impressive when they're poor

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

i’m not leaving a $20 million a year job neither hell