love, stargirl

I LIVE FOR GLITTER, NOT U

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[🛒 @tayhader]

phineas and ferb: we're building a rollercoaster today
perry's subplot:

https://t.co/NlyIHy6L5c

[chi @ChiThukral]

you know you’re in mojo dojo casa house when you have to use the xbox controller as the tv remote

[Cathedral @church_on_here]

(Priest after a couple friday night beers) Fuck it let's do mass. Right now bro I'm serious grab my vestments.

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

TO WHAT END‼️ 🎶TO WHAT END🎶

[caitlin berg @caitalopram]

2024 predictions

[megan @chismosavirus]

hate thrifting with a bitch who taps out after 15 minutes... get your ass up and check the men's jacket aisle.

[april (ominously) @apriloranges]

me when i get home from being too high and a little off putting at the function

[Bleaux (but in cool font) @BleauxBabe]

This is thee funniest fucking holiday tweet

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

Go over to say hi to aunt Sue and her roommate Kathy!

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

One Piece for white wine moms

[cas 🐧🐩 @campbelIbain]

gen z are all uptown funk sleeper agents. you put that song on and all of a sudden people aged 11-26 are like “stop. wait a minute. fill my cup put some liquor in it.”

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Unbelievably sinister how stirring up debate over one hospital bombing has seemingly led to the West being silent on every Israeli airstrike on a hospital since.

[soul khan, msw @soulkhan]

hey, stupid liberals, do you think hamas was hiding in the incubators or are you ready to stop being fucking stupid

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

"i wish i had olivia rodrigo when i was 15" you had ribs by lorde you ungrateful piece of shit

[K-Pop Semen Hunter @EmilioEmm]

Hate going to gay Halloween parties, what do you mean you’re the telephone pole from Hereditary