Mary Roach

I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

Light Yagami: hello naughty children it's murder time

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

i refuse to move from my bed

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

i woke up extra early today so i could maximise the amount of time i experience relaxation

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

this essay is going swimmingly ! 13 words and so many references! hm yes this man said "the" in his journal ill be taking that thnx

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

@HoodieAllen whats been happenin fam?

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

@HoodieAllen hey u, remmeber me? the annoying australian girl who tweeted u every day? im b A C K !!!!

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

the acounts i decided to follow when i signed up to twitter at 13 are......a lot

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

wow i forgot i had twitter again

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

c u soon, the strokes! meet me @ hyde park, june 18

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

the italians in my flat are listening to 'candy shop' by 50 cent really loudly and i dont know if i'm annoyed or jammin right now help

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

so whats new ? im still living in london lol sorry fam

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

@raydenjoy thank u, its been a while

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

i finally cracked the twitter code and remembered what my password is I feel like george clooney (y)

[harry moore @Harry_Moore_]

The Snooper Squad, FINALLY. @mrchrisaddison

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

@HoodieAllen ayyyyyyyyy 😎

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

O Captain! My Captain! Rise up and hear the bells. Rise up, for you the flag is flung, for you the bugle trills.

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

The card machine beeps at the cashier. "I'm sorry sir, your card's been rejected."

Drake sighs, deeply. "That makes two of us," he mutters.

[Mary Roach @itsrhiannonyeah]

can people come visit me in london pls???? i miss people, but not quite enough to leave lol

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

45 years ago today humans first stepped onto another world. Here's to peace and exploration, not spying and blowing each other to pieces.