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how come Ryan Gosling gets to be “sleepy-eyed” , but I’m just “tired-looking”?

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@Joe_Beef Hot’s mild, fire’s medium, Diablo tastes funny.

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@Bornakang @SavageComics Probably has at least 3 std’s… hepatitis for sure

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@fourfingerpod Damn movie ruined the show

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@FmrRepMTG Bitch you didn’t “ step up” , you cashed out.

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@TheCinesthetic He takes out ALL organized crime in NYC by killing like 4 guys . His gang was like him Laurence fishburne and spawn’s wife

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@Joshstrangehill @dailysimpsons I didn’t go to Harvard or anything but why name 3 of 5?

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@popup_tddy Unless your kidneys are shot.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Billionaires are always like, “Raising taxes on billionaires won’t work because we’ll be huge fucking bitches about it.”

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@ClueHeywood We need a new raven Simone now more than ever. But he just calls her “that girl , the little black”

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@KubrickPoint Or why he isn’t a cd player

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@John_Chungus_5

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@oelma__ I call that “bob’s burgers face”

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@Criminalsimpson Icee Venus

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@Be_like_yankee Tossing my lighter no-look to the other hand while telling myself that’s a superpower.

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@JosephBottum @TheIvyExile But he lied to Billy the kid!!!
Gave some cake though 🤷

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@Axeitado_ @Criminalsimpson We agree on Israel so I’ll say buenos tardes

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@ZoeyHida @Criminalsimpson Dont you meanU eth A nativth ?

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@ZoeyHida @Criminalsimpson Don’t you mean bookth?

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@Axeitado_ @Criminalsimpson Do you think you’re informing me that I’m not British?

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@Drante181349 @Criminalsimpson

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@elbute_ @Criminalsimpson And my country is the USA

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@elbute_ @Criminalsimpson They also cooked people to grease their guns with human fat.