can.s 🤪

its just hard out here having a face for missionary but an ass built for backshots idk | T 🩵 |

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

hatin bitches ain’t happy, and happy bitches ain’t hatin 🤏🏼

[ؘ @PARKERSFlLMS]

a man who knows he’s won in life

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

i hate not taking my meds but also don’t love the thought of having a heat stroke. so i guess ya win some ya lose some. in this case - im losing my mind

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

we wake up a different person than the day before and that’s all i have to remember 😕🩷

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

a year ago, my old life died and i’m so thankful to be where i am a whole year later 🥹🩵

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

“except for pooping, i want to be apart of whatever you’re doing today”

“… well. first things first, i gotta poop”

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

i love everybody’s getting pregnant, but damn, i want one 😭

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

if you don’t want other around you to win, you don’t deserve to win either.

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“gotta have a brain to get a brain freeze bitch”

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

i love my man with my whole being.
he truly makes me feel so safe and happy. i hope i make him feel the same way. i love him so hard 😭😭😣

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

*man at bar saving seat”
“you cool if someone sits here?”

i bark at people. and bite. but yea bro, go ahead

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

okay i think now that’s it’s not 7 am, it’s finally setting in that i got pulled over 😭

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having kids but also having “the kids” is so fun and kind of hilarious

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me and trav got grounded on facebook

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god forbid you ever get sick in america.

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y’all remember that one time my ex best friend accused me of stealing a gun? bc that was crazyyyy

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

my man just told me he debated on buying me a goat for valentines. i love him, and i would’ve married him the very next day 🩷

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

tacos at this restaurant looked FIRE, told the guy they looked good, and very nice guy proceeds to GIVE ME his last taco 😭

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**kiss me thru the phone in the background**
“do you know how hard it is to not want to cry to hot cross buns?? and what makes it worse, ninja turtles is coming on after this**

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

“every day is like a new first date”
i truly fall for him every single day 🥹

[can.s 🤪 @itss_canss]

me wanting to apologize for blowing up his phone but refusing to apologize for an extra day off work that i get to send him funny toks 🥰🥰