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@Trolli_USA why aren't there any @hunterpence weird beard gummies?

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@hunterpence if these are "weird beards", why are they not modeled after your weird beard?

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@CharlesTrippy #storyoftonight playing at Planet Fitness right now

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@CharlesTrippy are you going to the Motion City Soundtrack show tonight?! 🙃

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When you have more snacks in your backpack than school stuff #whatsreallymoreimportant?

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"I'm not used to using my hand"-overheard in art class

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"Someone point me towards the best ass eattta"-overheard on campus

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"Who's going on the horse bareback naked?"

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@CaylaMarie I don't even remember why he said it but I was almost crying from laughing

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When bacon grease pops at you, but you still love bacon. That's love.

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"Sam, I want to thank you for all the inconvenient boners you've given me"-guy in class

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"I'm a lesbian, I'm not religious"

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"I bet your bootay looks good in your strings"- my mom

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Omg @LILBTHEBASEDGOD taking his shirt off onstage

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Drink a cup of coffee. Pass out. #needmorecoffee

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I see you undercover target security. You're cute.

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@CARTEL hey, remember this? http://t.co/DNgYg1jGCz #NeverForget

[mitchell wojcik @mitchellwojcik]

i don't know what to eat

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@itzachad @mitchellwojcik it's literally macaron-knee and cheese

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Real thing I just google image searched: cats with googly eyes