Sam Static

Ask your sister about me (they/them preferably)

[Sam Static @itssamstatic]

Last night was the first show I’ve performed since my Mimi passed away. It was such a strange experience to look into the crowd and not see her right up front with her thick glasses and wide smile. It felt wrong. I miss her very much. Love you Mimi.

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Since all the trees are gone the #lorax needs a new cause to fight for
#sluts #leavewomenalone

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@BUGIN3TTE Obsessed with this flag

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I live in beaver county and the amount of attention this has gotten is insane. We have so much other shit to be focused on than a dude who stole some red bull. Fuck beaver county and absolutely fuck the beaver county cops

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Dude stole two cans of Redbull and gets a BOLO posted by the police department. What happened to my beloved country? I used to steal mango Arizona's almost daily and I'd get chased out of Walgreens the old fashioned way. Fuck this surveillance state

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@WHMPodcast @stephensajdak @Crabin this episode was a while ago but I just leaned that #robintunney KEPT THE WIG she wore in #thecraft #funfact #itknewtoomuch

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This ridiculous movie was the first piece of media I ever saw that featured a lesbian romance as the main story and thus this is one of the most influential movies of my entire life. #gayawakening

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When the shrooms hit during your favorite part of the song

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Giving a full performance into the neighbor’s back yard Ring Doorbell because the theater lives in you and you have to let it out somehow

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I so badly miss having a respectable president

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

While speaking in the Rose Garden about the Affordable Care Act, Barack Obama noticed a pregnant woman behind him starting to faint. Mid-sentence, he stopped, turned, and caught her before she fell, reassuring her calmly and ensuring she was steady before continuing his speech.

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Kind mean how she got to keep a whole throne but Emilia wasn’t allowed to keep a wig.

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

Sophie Turner was able to keep the Throne of Winterfell even after the show.

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Hosts of SNL introducing the musical guest gives the adult equivalent of “I’m [BLANK] and you’re watching Disney channel”
I said what I said.
#SNL #Disney

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@ClaireMax @JacobMo59916314 Love that “Princess” is supposed to be an insult and it’s like, “yes, this woman is ABSOLUTELY royalty. Speak to her with respect.”

[Sam Static @itssamstatic]

As someone with an acting degree:

yes. This is acting. Really fucking bad acting.
She’d be laughed out of the room halfway through this monologue

[Pizza Pepe @RealPizzaPepe]

This isn't real life. This is theater, this is acting.

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@WHMPodcast @jupin just listened to the Just Friends episode and want to enforce the idea: a dude wrote a song about me in HS and sang it in front of everyone: not romantic. It’s weird and I wanted to disappear. He also solved a Rubik’s cube while singing..

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@carebecc @Variety @StephenKing Top tier horror content and a face card that doesn’t decline!👏👏👏 hell yeah girl!

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I grew up in a time where huffing hairspray was a fiscally responsible way to get high…

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@omgchomp @ClaireMax I’ve literally never seen “relationship goals” this powerful. You two are a fucking joy.

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Being an adult lesbian just means you’ve gone from using your hairbrush as a fake microphone singing Ariana grande music in your bedroom to using a dildo as microphone
#shorthairdontcare

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What if you’re the antagonist in your life’s story? Somebody has to be one. What if it’s you?

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I’m so sorry I can’t find the OG person who posted this so feel free to tag yourself and I’ll fix it #tooreal #arcane

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Anyone think it’s mean that Young Nat got her blonde hair back but Young Van had to keep her scar?

[petra 🦌 @lottienatloser]

my doomed characters 😭