Last night was the first show I’ve performed since my Mimi passed away. It was such a strange experience to look into the crowd and not see her right up front with her thick glasses and wide smile. It felt wrong. I miss her very much. Love you Mimi.
I live in beaver county and the amount of attention this has gotten is insane. We have so much other shit to be focused on than a dude who stole some red bull. Fuck beaver county and absolutely fuck the beaver county cops
Dude stole two cans of Redbull and gets a BOLO posted by the police department. What happened to my beloved country? I used to steal mango Arizona's almost daily and I'd get chased out of Walgreens the old fashioned way. Fuck this surveillance state
This ridiculous movie was the first piece of media I ever saw that featured a lesbian romance as the main story and thus this is one of the most influential movies of my entire life. #gayawakening
While speaking in the Rose Garden about the Affordable Care Act, Barack Obama noticed a pregnant woman behind him starting to faint. Mid-sentence, he stopped, turned, and caught her before she fell, reassuring her calmly and ensuring she was steady before continuing his speech.
Hosts of SNL introducing the musical guest gives the adult equivalent of “I’m [BLANK] and you’re watching Disney channel”
I said what I said.
#SNL#Disney
@ClaireMax@JacobMo59916314 Love that “Princess” is supposed to be an insult and it’s like, “yes, this woman is ABSOLUTELY royalty. Speak to her with respect.”
@WHMPodcast@jupin just listened to the Just Friends episode and want to enforce the idea: a dude wrote a song about me in HS and sang it in front of everyone: not romantic. It’s weird and I wanted to disappear. He also solved a Rubik’s cube while singing..
Being an adult lesbian just means you’ve gone from using your hairbrush as a fake microphone singing Ariana grande music in your bedroom to using a dildo as microphone
#shorthairdontcare