Ell

Hey Auntie..🇧🇧

[Ell @itssayersyo]

I make myself laugh far too much. I'm actually hilarious :')

and sexy.

[Ell @itssayersyo]

We’re straight up living in an episode of Black Mirror 🤣

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: ‘Will I Am’ just dropped a new single called “Yes She Can”.

Hint: “She” is Kamala Harris.

Everyone in America needs to hear it:

[Ell @itssayersyo]

I think what I'll do is post a picture of Trump with the Many men lyrics in the caption.

Doubt anyone else will think of that.

[Alex Fernie @FernieCommaAlex]

Out of the blue, I just remembered that I went to middle school with a guy named "Wayne Bruce" and he used to get mad when people called him "Man Bat."

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

We're giving away 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 pairs of tickets to #ManCity vs West Ham this weekend! 🚨

All you have to do is 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 and 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 this post, and 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 @City_Xtra for a chance to win! 🩵

Three winners will be selected at random and contacted tonight. Good luck! 🎫

[Micky Hazard 525 @1MickyHazard]

This is brilliant to be honest, just been sent it and thought it was hilarious. 3 Spurs Legends COYS

[Ell @itssayersyo]

😍🥲

[BattlefrontUpdates @SWBFUpdates]

Had a chance to play Helldivers 2 x Star Wars with @ToastedShoes @StayBombastic & @OzzyOVLD!

Fantastic experience that really gave a glimpse of how awesome a Star Wars COOP game like Helldivers 2 would be.

Video drops on Monday!

[Ell @itssayersyo]

Was the sky a pretty colour last night? Maybe you should post a picture in your story, let everyone know 👌🏽

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

When we limit our negative speech we may find we have a lot less to say

[Garret @Grrted]

@SSGSentinel Birmingham

[Theo Sayers @sayernnaise]

WhatsApp capitalising “online” and “typing…” is possibly the most insignificant design decision that’s ruined my life

[Ell @itssayersyo]

Bernardooooooo SILVA

[Ell @itssayersyo]

I can't believe little city scored 3 goals a the Bernabeau and made Real Madrid Park the bus for
120 minutes. Madness.

[Ell @itssayersyo]

Still got Spurs away. Not gloating till the trophy is lifted.

[Ell @itssayersyo]

@lewisprime_96 Stranger things have happened!

[Ell @itssayersyo]

Genuinely think Liverpool might turn it around. Staying very quiet.

[Ell @itssayersyo]

Good Ebening.

[Gold 🇨🇦 @Goldco69]

Shaking Arthur's hand after Alvarez's goal against Liverpool 🤣

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Eating a biscuit in one bite is oafish, while eating it in two bites creates a mess of crumbs. The only gentlemanly option is to kill yourself.

[(long story, ask my siblings) @Seamusisanimdom]

May I respectfully point out to the flagshaggers that those 3 lions you are so proud of don’t represent England but Anjou, the French home of the Plantagenets. Your shirt is French lads. Your flag is Italian. Your Royals are German. Everything you are is from somewhere else

[Ell @itssayersyo]

The greatest cinematic masterpiece of our time.

[Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl]

Whoever made this deserves an Oscar