Schmoopty

Former child, Wolfman, Regular icosahedron roller, Flatulist, Cob loaf sympathiser, Procreator, Friend to dogs, Owner of automobile. Woke. Broke. Thriving.

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

That's what they said at the end of Across The Spider-Verse!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE’ releases in exactly 1 year from today.

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

@jobhutz You can't expect a blue tick to understand composition, man

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

Slimey, to me, implies a little bit of stickiness.. Moist. Damp. Dewey..

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

I love how Spielberg was completely caught off guard by this question 😂

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

@ACraich Come on, man.
They don't know what obtuse means and they're not gonna google it, you're just asking for shit 😅

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

@deegztweetz No, they're just getting louder and dumber

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

That's gonna be me taking PTO on Dec. 17 two years in a row 😅

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Films set to release on December 17, 2027:

• ‘Avengers: Secret Wars’
• ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum’
• ‘The Housemaid’ sequel

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

@RavenZech2 Kaiju Mono?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Duffer Brothers will write & direct a new film that will release in theaters on November 3, 2028.

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

@DiscussingFilm "The series will be 10 episodes based on the first volume of Kadono’s 6-book series."

I HoPe ThEy DoNt MeSs Up My FaVoRiTe gHiBLi MoViE

Read a book, tourist.

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

Anyone else reading that in @wikipediabrown's little boy Tom 'Olland voice or just me?

[Jurnal @jurnalhabertr]

Tom Holland, erken yaşta kazandığı büyük paraların getirdiği sorumlulukları kavrayamadığından duş alırken suyunun kesildiğini açıkladı.

• Marvel filmlerinden sonra harika paralar kazanmaya başlamıştım ve artık kendi evime çıkma vaktimin geldiğini düşündüm.

• ⁠Londra'da çok güzel bir ev kiraladım.

• ⁠Ama sorun şuydu ki, o yaşa kadar benim tüm faturalarımı, her şeyimi annem hallediyordu.

• ⁠Ben de kazandığım paranın rahatlığıyla banka hesabımı otomatik ödemeye bağlamayı ya da gelen kağıtları okumayı tamamen unutmuşum.

• ⁠Duşa girdim, tamamen şampuanlandım, saçım gözüm her yer köpük içinde...

• ⁠Tam o sırada su tık diye kesildi.

• ⁠Gözümü açamadan, üzerimde sadece bir havluyla kapıcıya indim.

• ⁠Bana 'Bay Holland, beş aydır su faturasını ödemiyorsunuz, devlet suyunuzu kesti.' dedi.

• ⁠Koca Spider-Man olarak, kafamda şampuan köpükleriyle banyodaki damacana sularını üzerime dökerek temizlenmek zorunda kaldım.

• ⁠Annemi aradığımda telefonda bana kahkahalarla gülüyordu.

[Fun Ahead 🇺🇸 @heroesahead]

Obi Wan: Let's sell this super expensive ship we're in and buy a cheaper one that works and fly to coruscant

Qui Gon: Hear me out. We put a child in a racecar and sort of see how it goes.

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

0/10, should have knighted Wallace and Gromit themselves

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

The Aardman founders have been knighted ⚔️

They are now Sir Peter Lord and Sir David Sproxton

[The HoloFiles - Movie/TV News & Reviews @theholofiles]

DISCLOSURE DAY begins with us (via a POV shot) being stomped on and ends with a character telling us, “Listen.”

At its core, Spielberg is using his movie to talk to his audience about the need for and worrying absence of empathy.

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

@shelfsemporium

[David @KittenByKitten]

Physical media only, nothing else

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

Film cost less than a million to make.
It was shot it in 26 days.
She made almost $770 a day.
Above average rate on an independent film.
Shut the fuck up.

[That COMICBOOK Guy @Culture3ase]

It’s being heavily rumored that ‘OBSESSION’ lead star Inde Navarrette was only paid $20k for her role as Nikki Freeman.

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

@elonmusk

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

I hope it's that there's a second, taller Tarlee called Tarleeee and she's coming to take your titles in alphabetical order

[TARLEE ターリー @TarleeOfficial]

you guys i have such an exciting announcement ive been holding onto for so long i CANT WAIT TO SHARE ITTTTTT

[Schmoopty @itsschmoopty]

@TonyIKnow ... comedian?