ɐs!nl

midwestern emo according to spotify

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[MLB @MLB]

The 2027 All-Star Game is coming to Wrigley Field!

[ɐs!nl @itssluisaa]

@DiscussingFilm Duhhhh lol

[kelly @kelibacy]

just want all my oomfs who dgaf about big brother to know that production apparently has not told them about the explosive diarrhea parasite because it counts as news from the outside world and just gave them veggie wash as a light suggestion which they are not currently using

[ɐs!nl @itssluisaa]

jealous of y’all at noah kahan but im not brave enough for that heat </3

[ɐs!nl @itssluisaa]

wait are we not supposed to eat spinach or is it just lettuce

[DPI Staff Union @dpistaffunion]

We did it!

An overwhelming majority of Democratic Party of Illinois staff signed union cards in favor of joining @IBEW Local 134.

We’re proud of this step, and we have deep respect for the leadership that’s grown @illinoisdems into the statewide force it is today.

[sendall jennerr @benzo_ferrarii]

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

[CNN @CNN]

Lindsey Graham, the longtime Republican senator from South Carolina, has died age 71 after a "brief and sudden illness," his office said https://t.co/Xp0HnYJrv6

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Hit for the cycle one day, named an All-Star the next. Congrats, Tristan!

[cav empty @cavempty_]

are the minions unionized

[cav empty @cavempty_]

incredibly sleepy i think i’ll.. stay up for 3 more hours doing nothing really

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Minions cannot die.

“We tried multiple times, but they seem to always come back.”

(Source: https://t.co/VOuYjovsAX)

[🏳️‍⚧️ shattered glass on the sidewalk @zahracusdottir]

Sick as fuck. Sometimes you do gotta tell your constituents they're fucking stupid

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

TRISTAN PETERS HAS JUST HIT FOR THE CYCLE

UNBELIEVABLE

[America Lopez @A_dawg956]

ALL SUMMER LONG!!! #BB28

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

ICE arrests are on the rise again in Chicago. Here’s what immigrants need to know:
https://t.co/AEfNbSBj70

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Mitch McConnell and Margaret Qualley are reportedly dating.

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it