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🇩🇿🇮🇹 • deranged tweeting • pessimistic west ham fan • book reader • film + tv watcher #FreePalestine

[Mr B @laziolabubu]

Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Chase Infiniti at the #MetGala.

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

@tinscognito__ Don’t worry I’m on it

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

Villa what the fuck?

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

Not to sound like an old man but the snooker last night was crazy

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

Don’t mean to sound completely miserable when I say this but when did hen dos/bachelorette parties go from a few drinks with the girls to full blown trips abroad you have to book time off for?

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

The most popular set of views these days is 1) I don’t trust the legacy media 2) I completely trust and will build a new personal philosophy around any vertical video I see.

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Tendencias @TTendenciaX]

"Foquita":
Porque una bebé foca se puso feliz al ser secado con una toalla.

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

Wow he’s really doing anything to distract from the allegations

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

[Northern Greens @VoteGreenNorth]

British class system= 20 something woman renting on minimum wage is middle class because she reads books; 50 something man who owns her house and three others is working class because he expresses socially conservative views in a regional accent.

That’s how it works.

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

It’s my dad birthday today so I called him and he just spent the entire time narrating PSG vs Bayern to me

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

@ellemccoole Yeah I mean every chance he hasn’t got great people around him but it gets to a point…

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

Don’t wish ill on the guy but this is type of treatment usually reserved for like a 21 year old up newcomer. He’s 30 years old with a kid at home. He needs to get his shit together

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Falling asleep in a rooftop bar, behind a table full of colourful drinks, was not the smartest thing Jack Grealish has done but, as @DKingTelegraph points out, we all need help and guidance sometimes ⬇️
https://t.co/k774CeORS6

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

@KhalPikachu So you’re to blame! (Jk)

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

Got rejected from a job I that had an application task I stayed behind three hours at work to complete

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

People who are unemployed can play the tiniest violin for me and it would be justified but it’s so hard to apply for jobs when you work full time because now I have to dedicate the little free time I have to applying for jobs which now takes ages for some fucking reason

[𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 @itssofiall]

The reaction to this has been so strange bc instead of denying it or at least saying she’s exaggerating, MPs have just gone “erm no we’re always drinking on the job and that’s normal actually” do they think that’s going to appeal to people?

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"You can smell the alcohol when people are in between votes."

Green MP Hannah Spencer tells us what Westminster is REALLY like.

The full interview is live on YouTube, and as a podcast here: https://t.co/s4mKAc0xku

[⚒️ 🫧 Edgware Hammer 🫧 ⚒️ @NWLondonHammer]

On a recovery day Tomáš Souček went out to support the West Ham staff running the London Marathon. Got his children to make signs up too. What a player..... ⚒️ ❤️ 💙 @tomassoucek28