Sunny Fae

Marketing Specialist
Full-Time Snorlax

[Jake from State Farm knows I exist @SeniTelly]

Stacy needs to worry about blending her contour before worrying about whether or not Johnie is full of shit #LoveIsBlind

[Miss Grizz, MLIS 🐻 @woman_supernova]

Love is Blind

Chelsea: “You’re my husband now!”
Kwame:

[Sunny Fae @itssosunny]

@ryanisawake HAHAHAH NOOOOO i would’ve been homophobic if I DIDN’T let you sleep in the closet ☠️☠️☠️

[Sunny Fae @itssosunny]

@ryanisawake can confirm that you’re the straightest guy I know

[Sunny Fae @itssosunny]

If you have to say you’re a good person, you’re probably not that good of a person

[Sunny Fae @itssosunny]

There was a fight at Bowlero in San Jose and you can hear me screaming in the back… WHY I SCREAM LIKE THAT 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Sunny Fae @itssosunny]

New rule: if you couldn’t make me cum, we never dated and so I don’t know you

[Sunny Fae @itssosunny]

Found out both my exes brag about how they’re Eskimo bros at parties… like how you both gonna brag when you two didn’t even know where the clit was 🤨

[Sunny Fae @itssosunny]

I’M A HOMEOWNER AT 25!! WHAT.

[Sunny Fae @itssosunny]

Is it just me or has 2021 been treating everyone very well?? IM HAPPY FOR YOU ALL ☺️

[Sunny Fae @itssosunny]

Feeling really blessed lately ☺️

[jellyfish♡ @jvllyfvsh]

He was just confronting the people who were tampering with his car when he got shot and died in the arms of his son and daughter. This is so tragic and so heartbreaking. Please share and donate if you can

In loving memory of Thể Nguyen, a beloved grandpa https://t.co/ezzZE1RrJK

[Sunny Fae @itssosunny]

I’ve been some of the most toxic people here in the Bay Area 🙃

[Skai @skaijackson]

When someone shows you their true colors the first time, believe it.

[ASIAN DOLL 🧚🏾‍♀️ @AsianDaBrattt]

All 🐍’s will eventually get 🐍’d by a bigger 🐍

[Dion Lim @DionLimTV]

BREAKING: “Please don’t hurt my kids” Sean & Winnifred Fang are 4 & almost 2. Their dad says they were kidnapped when a man stole his van while delivering food in Pacific Heights.

Dad says kids speak only Mandarin. SFPD issuing Amber Alert shortly.

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

“i prefer sativas” is a fun way of saying you don’t have an anxiety disorder

[Christopher Keelty (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 @keeltyc]

** I HAVE A PLAN TO SAVE THE POST OFFICE **

YOUNG PEOPLE: Call your grandparents and ask if they got the card you sent.

IMPORTANT: DO NOT SEND A CARD.

When they say no, you sound very sad. "Oh, that's too bad. I heard that Trump was really underfunding the post office."

[a slice of heaven 😇 @SentFromAbove_]

“How did daddy issues become an insult to girls when it’s men who failed as fathers?”