Ben Maison

A twitter account where Ben Maison tweets exclusively about the things that pop into his head.

[Ben Maison @itsspelledben]

Not to be dramatic, but if @realDonaldTrump could get the Balogun suspension repealed, I would vote him for a third term.

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@KalshiSports My apologies for being dumb, but shouldn’t these numbers add up to 100?

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When you are getting something at a coffeeshop, and they hand you your food or drink, who is supposed the say thank you?

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Dude revolutionized the position, now DH’s like Aaron Judge can win the MVP #mariners #mlb #mvp

[MLB @MLB]

DYK: In 2019, Edgar Martinez became the first player whose primary position was designated hitter to be elected to the @baseballhall. MLB’s Outstanding Designated Hitter Award is named in his honor.

Martinez was a 7-time All-Star, 5-time Silver Slugger, and 2-time batting champion over the course of his career. He had a career .312/.418/.515 triple-slash line with 309 home runs and 2,247 hits.

In 2004, Martinez became the first player from Puerto Rico to win the prestigious Roberto Clemente Award.

OTD in 1995, Martinez hit a series-winning walk-off double in an epic Game 5 ALDS victory for the Mariners. #HHM

[Ben Maison @itsspelledben]

Hey @MLB, any chance you can give me an explanation why I won’t be able to watch my home team play because I will still be at work? #mariners

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@MarinersPR @Mariners What made the 2001 mariners so dominant?

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GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

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Everybody grade your Pokémon cards, it’s Ash Wednesday!

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@SirMrFields @alexSSN THIS! I am such a teriyaki snob because Seattle ruined me

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@ESPNFantasy is there any way you could go through these games and find me just a single yard from one of my players? Losing by .02 is driving me insane.

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@AndrewDBailey Single elimination tournament. Less games in general (play every team twice). Make local team games more accessible on tv.

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Nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped!

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My brother won’t shut up about his new thanksgiving turkey recipe. I told him to “stuff it”

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Can we get the @Sonicsgate people to do a documentary on the Mariners ownership and front office? #mariners

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Here is my solution to conference realignment. All conferences should be sorted based on school mascot. Here is my thread of the conferences that should be made.

First off the Cat Conference divided into East and west divisions.

[FFBuck 🏆 @FFbuckCLE]

Cheats.

[Ben Maison @itsspelledben]

Now do it with college football teams

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I can accept losing. I cant accept the refs cheating. #nflfixed

[Ben Maison @itsspelledben]

Narrator: little did he know that someone was verbalizing his every move, his every thought.

Me (trying to pick out apples at the grocery store): listen, when it’s your turn to pick apples, you can pick the fujis. I am partial to the cosmic crisps.

[Ben Maison @itsspelledben]

My favorite part about this video is the ref throwing the flag as a 15 man scuffle is breaking out. (To be clear, I’m fully aware that the caption isn’t true)

[NFC North News @NFCNorthNewss]

🚨🚨BREAKING: A fight has broken out between #Steelers QB’s Justin Fields and Russel Wilson! 🤯🤯🤯

After Fields threw a quick touchdown pass he turned to Wilson and said “Most expensive back up in the league, should be making subs at subway.”

An infuriated Wilson then slept Fields with an open handed slap which lead to the team scuffle.

INSANITY! 😳😳😳

[Celtics on NBC Sports Boston @NBCSCeltics]

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