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[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

great email @ToysRUs 🙄🙄🙄

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Duck Dynasty is ending after 11 seasons. NOW where are we supposed to go when we wanna jerk off to grown men making duck quacking noises???

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

I have 2 kids including a baby. Unless you give me at least a few days' notice or I fake my own death, there's no chance I can meet you out.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Drinking venti coffees is all fun and games until you find yourself far from home base with that exploding pants feeling.

[Kate Tarrow @thekaterama]

same. https://t.co/MpVknBVxXj

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@thekaterama I'm telling dad

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@thekaterama @Nachos0verHoes so me. and then "what was I talking about again?"

[Kate Tarrow @thekaterama]

alright @itstaaay quit messing around. starting to thing you're faking this entire pregnancy. #letpeteyout

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@thekaterama narcos!?

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@thekaterama that makes one of us. and it's one against two so we're gonna keep waiting 💃🏽

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@TheGulfGod @thekaterama just R but lowercase r because we hate capital letters

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@thekaterama does @TheGulfGod know we call him R?

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@thekaterama you people have to stop saying that!

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@thekaterama like you've neverrrrr had a hickey 🙄

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@thekaterama paisley might be out that day too

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Ian Kinsler: 38th career leadoff HR, breaking a tie with Ichiro Suzuki for 7th-most in MLB history

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@thekaterama @TheGulfGod @meladoodle I STILL go through this with jordan. #IPlayedOutsideAsAKid

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I won't tell anyone......except my mom and my best friend.

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

how do I stop Twitter from sending me a notification when someone I don't care about like some random persons tweet?!?!? #annoying #dontcare

[†äylōr ➳ @itstaaay]

@thekaterama yeah so are you trying to kill me?