Chris Royer

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@CTCGVillionaire Knowing you guys are in my age group gives me a new found hope that I can chase that teenage dream.

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@playriftbound

[Nile (like the river) @NileJoanRivers]

Unbelievably disappointed and furious with both @wizards_magic and @SCGCON

Round 2 of the limited qualifier my gf is made to play none other than known and self-admitted sexual predator @noahbradley

Why do these orgs feel comfortable letting him in women's spaces?

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@Danidoesmagic Did you just tweet out the script for a new Dr. Who episode?

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@GhaelWindss I feel you on not thinking it's unfun, I love a good big brain combo deck myself, it feels like solving a puzzle, but I definitely understand why people don't like it and I'm in full support of smacking with the hammer if need be.

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@AliEldrazi @Bloody Wait, are you telling me that two of my favorite good-at-cardgames people are friends and playing the same deck? 😳😳😳

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@LMJeffJones Make draws 0 points, watch how fast this problem gets solved.

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@caro_irl And then walk over to their friends all standing in the corner like it's their homecoming dance and talk about how lucky you got.

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@LMJeffJones Back in the OG Naruto TCG you discarded cards to add to your Chakra pool and used that to play your cards, making resource management the most important part of the game. Fortunately this card seems to point towards something very different.

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@TrickJarrett

[Nats @natisneato]

No video game take is more performative than saying ocarina of time is mid. Acting as if you can't appreciate the beauty of a rainbow formed from the foam of a waterfall doesn't make you look intelligent.

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@CTCGVillionaire Are we about to have the hottest TCG pros in the industry?

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@emmanue11305294 @playriftbound @riotgames @cherriielle I give more of a shit about this than anyone card about your Mecari referral code you fucking incel loser.

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@Danidoesmagic This banger earned you my follow.

[Drew Buchanan 🔜 home for now @ChironTheMage]

As the first round of post-Phlage RCQs begin and your opponent is casting Living End in your upkeep, remember this:

WotC hired Fisher Phillips to bust the Magic Arena developer's union and unbanned Violent Outburst to distract you from that fact.

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@AliEldrazi

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@Challengertcg This Tweet made me pull the trigger on ordering my set.

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@Challengertcg @Minh_Wins

[Chris Royer @itsTalestho]

@RedZoneRogue This hurts more to see than watching another man get kicked in the nuts.