Tan Quach

“I know that in order to get things done the way you want them, oftentimes your position will be unpopular.” - Frank Ocean

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Quip is the worst app ever.

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Meteor man is Gandalf. #RingsOfPower

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Good news: our lawn is green again.
Bad news: basement is flooded.

⛈️

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Can we get a decent bullpen? Please? #BlueJays @BlueJays

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Use this search engine @justindonttwit @pinter_l

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Hi @nytimes if the answer to Tomorrow's #WORDLE is ULTRA, yu need to reset your data.
The answers for future Wordle could be seen at .json.

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Hilarious clips... fail hard but keep trying. #innovation https://t.co/Wxi1fRG6V1

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@Kingyotoronto if I show up at 10p tonight, what are the chances I can get a table for 2?

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The day that ticks are able to fly will spell our doom.

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@Joey_Isaacson Is that where you work?

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@Jomboy_ Good riddance - from a Blue Jays fan who endured "Jake" for two weeks.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Certified Slugger Boy 😤

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Fire Charlie Montoyo. #BlueJays

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Funny how Republicans suddenly care so much about the plight of Afghans but half of them probably still think its some kind of wooly blanket.

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Accenture just got hacked. Threatens to publish hundreds of stupid slides and decks to public domain for mass ridicule.

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Yes!! Congrats @TeamCanada on women's soccer gold

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The solution to the labour shortage in the US is more robots. Kiosks work great in fast food restaurants, I never have to talk to a disgruntled teenager just to order a litre of cola.

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This is what I thought of when I heard Jeff Bezos is going into space. Classic movie.

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So awesome

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Everytime I try to put my baby boy to sleep, I end up falling asleep first. It's not my fault, we're in a dark room, there's a white noise machine and the rocking chair puts me out cold. When I wake up he's staring up at me as if to say, "Seriously?"