Cee

Mostly Panic Sometimes Disco

[michelle. @michkeenah]

one thing a black london man will do is “where are you from” you to death

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

in ur twenties there may be love. ignore it and pursue a Master’s degree instead

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

The best thing about the 30p plastic bag charge is that the cupboard next to my sink is now worth £672,348

[HAPPY TICKETING ASSISTANT🎫🎟️ @Jaks_369]

Kenya was accepting Ebola affected victims from USA while the said USA is denying VISA to African teams & referees?

[BIG JADA🍒 @JADAlynnn5]

im one giggly ass girl, something always funny to me😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"what's your music taste?"
idk man, if it sounds good, i'm adding it to the playlist.

[C. N. Ebere @cn_ebere]

Doing overtime in the UK is like working extra hours for HMRC. The last experience made me choose my rest over my desire for more money. You'll see deductions, eyes will blur

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

“are you good in bed?” yeah i can sleep for 20 hours straight

[Mya ♡ @myaxlana]

a trip per month will be my life

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[✒️ @Literariium]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[tear @tearrxv]

I feel bad for people than can’t do stuff on their own like bro eating outside by urself isnt embarrassing

[Cee @itstanui3]

Can't relate...got my kindle and shit

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i think the most satisfying thing about reading a book is watching the left side get thicker and the right side get thinner.

[pelumi 💅🏾 @justtpelumi]

“so your parents are still feeding you” i no understand, your own disown you?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-4pm work schedule?

[solé @layxsnv]

I need so much money for June & July 🫩😂 don’t ask me for shit

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

i do not call ppl at all 😂😂😂 i’ll answer but i ain’t a caller

[ravn @mfnravn]

not to be a flirt but maybe we can find out wtf your problem is over dinner sometime

[misshotbuns @hoepiummm]

uni really does end on a random tuesday