tαylor

ridiculously unserious

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

Haven't tweeted about Mariah in a while...here I am to remind you that Mariah Carey is a living legendT

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

Enough😂

[Ryan John | Reality TV @RyanJohn___]

Ayan thought the Survivor players on The Traitors were survivors of diseases or a drought, she didn’t realize Survivor was a game show 😭 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

The first cd got on my first cd player🤍

[Duff @duffthebrand]

People don’t understand how huge Destiny’s Child was. This album sold over 600,000+ in its first week.

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

This guy sounds horrific singing on this half empty train and I’m fighting everything not to laugh

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

The fact that I witnessed both of these things in real time 😭

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

I literally made steak, washed and blow dried my hair like there’s nothing left for me to fiddle with at this point plsssss

[Adam Laskaris @adam_la2karis]

This is why we need to fund the arts.

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

Hate to take it here but Chelsie is just Capricorn and Cam is a Sagittarius🙃

[Khadj @GanzgangK]

CBS gotta release the Cam and Chelsie late night convos cauz Chelsie is either insane or Cam is a MENACE #BB26

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

@madamemazel LOL she definitely got the right one that day bc it couldn’t have been me

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

I’m dead bc I had this vendor on soft list and it would have been a scene if it was my wedding I’ll say that lol

[Jelly Santos @MrsJellySantos]

This makeup artist was kicked out of a wedding because she overstayed her welcome. She was doing too much.

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

But Leather & Shearling with shorts?

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

Sweating through a blazer is diabolical

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

The fact that I turned on divorce in the black by choice

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

Rebecca Andrade really is that girl

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

I’m so mad I have to detox coffee againnn

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

Bought a bottle of rose at the club bc I have no behavior

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

I was completely ready to party and then I fell asleep 😭

[BLACK AMERICAN PRINCESS @ScottieBeam]

Me after the edible hits and i can’t hear anymore.

[tαylor @itstaylorrr_]

Switch to matcha & this is literally me