Tessie

Help me claw my way to the surface.

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Literally just saving these so I can bother the boyf w them later 🙃

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#PerfectMatch Compatibility T/F Qs
1. Wants to get married in next 2 years
2. Wants to have kids
3. Wants to sleep w/ their partner at least 4x/week
4. Wants to have an open marriage/relationship
5. Willing to relocate for partner
6. Thinks they have found their perfect match

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Cute or Cringey #PerfectMatch Questions pt 2/2:
5. Using the bath after your partner has used it
6. Getting a dog together and calling it your first child
7. Going to the bathroom in front of your partner
8. Calling each other's parents "mom" and "dad"

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Cute or Cringey #PerfectMatch Questions pt 1/2:
1. Sharing each other's toothbrush
2. Popping each other's pimples
3. Baby talk with one another
4. Giving a public declaration of love

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@akugummybear Yea I have one spot if you’re still looking!

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Looking for two more people to go in on a Duolingo Family plan!

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@cswslina Also wait it’s not! I tweeted at Disney about the Ratatouille thing lmao

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@cswslina Also the UX on this is terrible now. Feels weird.

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@cswslina Lol listen I’m determined ok

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@BiskitBurry_ 2 spots, to be more specific

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@akmch_chocho Looking for some people to go in on one I'm setting up!

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@alexbethjuarez Me! Currently setting one up with friends and have two spots left before we max out so it would either be $24 or $20 for the year depending on how many more we get

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@BiskitBurry_ Hi! I'm currently setting one up with some friends and we have available spots.

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@DisneyPlus How is French not one of the available languages for Ratatouille?!?! RATATOUILLE!!!

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Ew Edward

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@petewentz I'm pizza more!

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I think it's so cute that @PatrickStump responds to so many people's tweets. Sooo cute. What if he's addicted to twitter though.

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I want a pet bunny.

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I wanna scream "I love you" from the top of my lungs, but I'm afraid that someone else will hear me.

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Not referring to goodnight moon. Obvi that song is appropriate.~