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save the turtles 🐢

$itsthehbic

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update: we got married at 27 and had our dream wedding at 28 🥰

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At 14, Miguel asked me to be his girlfriend. At 17, I asked him to be my prom date. At 24, he asked me to marry him.

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oops spelled Doughnuts wrong my b

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thinking about how I get to have Voodoo Donuts tomorrow 🤩

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shout out to the mid 20's male that politely called out his mom for not being the kindest to a stronger at the airport. keep up the good work 🤘🏻

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

We're so close to getting a headline that's like "Netflix, Hulu, Max, Paramount+, Peacock are teaming together to debut a new service called CABLE+"

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my brain shut down just seeing the "reading time" for this article

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my supervisor repeatedly telling me not to worry about emails, calls, texts, etc. when I'm on vacation and to enjoy myself 😭😭 she's so pure

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Day 1 in the PNW and I'm obsessed 🤩

[SOUTH SIDE SERG 23 @SouthSideSerg23]

Twitter > Threads

[AJR @AJRBrothers]

Rest in Peace Dad. Couldn’t have asked for a better Number 1 Fan.

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me explaining my attachment style to my husband

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@sporked add peanut butter! 😋

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I found mini versions of the guys at Walmart @Mythical

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@breenicole_8 I'M SAYING! I'm not going to let these kids gaslight me about my popsocket 😂

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what do u mean popsockets show my age? how else am I supposed to hold my phone...

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@CallmeKins I saw it on tiktok 😭 that's how people can tell we're millennials/OLD 😭

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😭😭😭

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@NesaPoo HAHAHAH spot on!!!

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I eat party sized bags of chips by myself cause bitch I am the party

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@lilnoodlemama yeah it's definitely a problem and not every family is able to see that it's a systemic issue, not just the kid struggling 😕

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@lilnoodlemama as a teen therapist - YES