Muad'Dipshit

Life's a beach and I'm eating the sand.

Being from New Jersey just makes you more hilarious.

(He/Him)

[Muad'Dipshit @itstheBigCheney]

L + ratio + no maidens + your crops are withered + your seat in the royal court has been usurped by thine most loyal son

[☆ @fwskiiii]

When they put glasses on the really big guy to give him more range

[Huge Chud Statue of Muad’Dib @muaddibstyle]

Tan France: You’ve been on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy before?

Paul Atreides: No, this is the first time.

Tan France: Your shirt is tucked French fashion. Who taught you to do that?

Paul Atreides: It… seemed the proper way.

[James @jhallwood]

What it feels like logging onto Anglo-Japanese X every glorious day it continues for

[A Walrus @walrusinasuit]

>Nation named hungry
>round bellied leader
>named Victor Orbman

Wtf is this Kojima writing

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

>be treatler-type american fatass
>write book about converting to catholicism
>needs title
>pick the part of the mass where you get food

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I support him im sorry lol

[mistopher mack 🦭 @motherquoter]

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

This is what Dock Ellis was seeing on June 12th, 1970

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you sh*t, you tell em Charles says ‘f**k you!’”

To the trans community, you are loved! Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 💖

[📜Echoes of Empire📜 @EchoesofEmpire_]

Japanese depiction of the American Civil War. Kobayashi Eitaku. 1879

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

She tried to warn us

[chaos witch val // BLACKBIRD REP @artificial0wl]

grey mida sponsored kit and the unquenchable bloodlust:

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

john waters at the no kings rally in provincetown

[onion person @CantEverDie]

if you watch and support this you are funding trans genocide globally by the way

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Transphobes buying HBO and force themselves to watch the new Harry Potter series to “own the libs”

[Squidman Palledorous @SoulBrother_89]

Druski just Roger from American Dad at this point cuz LMAOOO