yourguessisasgoodasmine

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

@MattWallace888

Wow!!! You Can't Make This Up 🤯

"So Congress has paid over $17 million in hush money for s@xual misconduct...and what's more is that it was taxpayer money."

Can you believe it?

🎥 @RepThomasMassie

[Shaun Maguire @shaunmmaguire]

If any of you have failed to extrapolate what this paragraph means

It means the NYT is absolutely full of shit

And not just about Froot Loops, but about almost everything

And it’s not just the NYT, it’s almost every “elite institution”

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

The first gift is life. The second gift is long lasting love. https://t.co/cWslDS2QDx

[yourguessisasgoodasmine @ItsTheBocephus]

I am my own kind✨
#nature #selflove #innerpeace

[yourguessisasgoodasmine @ItsTheBocephus]

Get tips on healthy living, healthcare finances, pet care and more by visiting Well U by CareCredit or by listening to the Care Experts podcast #Sweepstakes https://t.co/PuTe69Masq

[yourguessisasgoodasmine @ItsTheBocephus]

@darjleap @oliveluver Why is the mouth and the butthole the same color though😅🧐

[Gary Goodridge @garyhgoodridge]

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

[Psychology Facts @PsychologyF_]

Psychology says, sometimes you have to stay busy so you don’t have time to feel.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I want it all. The career. The love. The life.

[yourguessisasgoodasmine @ItsTheBocephus]

"Are you okay bro??? You barely said "cows" when we passed those cows :(
#accurate #love #cows

[Mind Haste ⚡️ @MindHaste]

Stay positive. Hard times don’t last.

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

I would trade my whole life savings for this plant 😂

[Tanaijah @tanaijaahJ]

she’s a 10 but she’s a Virgo so technically she’s a 1000

[Wealth Inc @WealthInc247]

Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

I love the pattern of the scindapsus

Credit: IG @ northernfoliage #plants #houseplants #planttwitter

[Maisy Millar @MaisyMillarTV]

Everything in moderation, including reality.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

britney spears at disney world, 1999.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Girls don’t want a guy with a 6 pack, girls want a guy that sends them pictures of 2 cats together and says “us”