Zach

You can say whatever you want. Be whoever you want. Because it’s the internet.

[Zach @itstheinternet]

Damn. It is time. Deleting the personal Twitter and combining over to keep it real on @DatSciGuyCLT

[Zach @itstheinternet]

See how i flip, like an exclamation point. #ColeWorld

[Zach @itstheinternet]

Cuz this ain’t it

[Zach @itstheinternet]

Ha. That is 2014/2015. Now #cltbbq is too mass produced and focused on expansions and profits. But there are better in NC that Charlotte.

[Addison Green @AddisonGreenWX]

Um... wait, what? How there is no Texas city listed in their Top 10 is beyond me. #BBQ #texas

[Zach @itstheinternet]

@MichaelVanRiper @TheLeague02346 HE DOESNT MOVE THE NEEDLE

[Zach @itstheinternet]

No particular order, fav baseball players to watch rn:

Bauer
Tim Anderson
Tatis
Acuña
Ohtani

Anyone else @TheLeague02346?

[Zach @itstheinternet]

@PastorBenMarsh @AbbyBartlett_ @JoeBriggsEsq

[Zach @itstheinternet]

@MikeZakarian You SOB you really had me on this one. 😂

[Zach @itstheinternet]

Yo. Why do people include their email address in their signature. Like I know your email address, you just sent me an email.

From, @itstheinternet

[Zach @itstheinternet]

@Steph_OkeyPokey Huh. Well that explains a lot.

[Zach @itstheinternet]

@Khughes9211 @TheLeague02346 @coyle327 I smell a rivalry weeeeeeek 👀

[Zach @itstheinternet]

@TheLeague02346 Buxton, Hoskins, Swanson. Could only keep 2/3....I chose the wrong 2.

[Zach @itstheinternet]

@queencitynerve 🔥🔥🔥. Well done!

[Zach @itstheinternet]

Few things hurt more than being called “Babe” by the bartender, just to hear her call another patron “Babe” on their way out 😔. Thought we had something special, babe.

[Zach @itstheinternet]

He is a savage. 3-2 count, bases loaded KB at the plate. He goes straight cheddar Savage.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Trevor Bauer, 96mph Paint. 🎨🖌️

[Zach @itstheinternet]

BAUER IS A GOD DAMN SAVAGE!!!!

[Zach @itstheinternet]

So funky to see pitchers hit when I watch NL games. I gotta watch more baseball. It’s fun again. #makebaseballfunagain

[Zach @itstheinternet]

So silky

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

this handoff is amazing

[Zach @itstheinternet]

Bro. Who even is on this Thunder team.

[Zach @itstheinternet]

Ohhhh whattup RTP 👀

[Tina Terry @TinaTerryWSOC9]

BREAKING: @apple announces new campus in North Carolina. Plans to invest in $1-billion dollars in new campus and engineering hub in Research Triangle. @wsoctv