John Esralian

Playing Solitaire till dawn, with a deck of 51

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Ever year I will tweet this: The hot dog eating contest is awesome. Happy 4th of July!

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Everybody Wang Chung tonight

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@madmup Thank you sir! Happy, uhmmm…random Tuesday to you!

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@JamieCollyer Anywhere but home! Preferably a beach but I’m not too picky

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You know we're in a stressful spot when the entire cast of Sesame Street has to tweet comforting thoughts at the same time.

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I hate that I’ve become of that age where I feel obligated to save the “good” plastic silverware.

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@JamieCollyer What about remodeling humble, 1100 sq ft singly family homes in Holly MI?!

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I’m not even mad that I turned on the #ClosingCeremony and a Phoenix concert broke out.

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@JamieCollyer Happy almost birthday!

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I don’t understand why we have to walk to the pool dressed like we’re ready to be in a blizzard. #OlympicGames

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@JamieCollyer Mmmmmeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

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I’M GOING TO STARE AT THE SUN WITHOUT GLASSES ON AND NOT BLINK. YOU CAN’T STOP ME

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"Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?"

Me:

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The Detroit Lions have more NFC Championship appearances this century than the Cowboys

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I wasn’t expecting to get misty eyed from the end of a football game.

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@madmup Thank you sir!

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Once again, my inability to pick a good grocery store checkout lane is unmatched.

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Also basing a Spotify radio station off of said Come On Eileen makes for a great playlist.

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I’ve found that poorly singing along to Come On Eileen makes me feel better while stuck in traffic.