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this is basically nothing but pure shade against my brothers and sisters

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👇that is my attempt at a shit post

Am I cool yet mom

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L grow gh. Goal

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I JUST WANNA PUNCH EVERY MEMBER OF THE DARK BROTHERHOOD except my dear mother of course punching her would get my jester ass fired

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Arbjorn is such a fucking furry. I bet he only became a werewolf for the built in fursuit.

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I will bet the weight of my ass in septims that Astrid has some fuckin weird kinks #likereallyweird

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I am THISCLOSE to kicking Festus in the fucking shin 😤

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You people and your animes.

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I hope there's dancing in the void, because if there isn't I paid for those modern dance lessons for no goddamn reason

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My New Years resolution is to drop kick Babette's creepy-ass spider in to the fucking void

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New year, new me!
Lmao, I'm gonna be the exact same, I know that

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Nazir keeps telling me I suck at dancing. He'll never kill my groove!!

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Wait, you guys have to pay for college?! You can't just shoot fire at some symbol to get in? That's some fuckin bullshit right there.

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#Blackreach is shit and I hate it. It's very pretty, which those ugly ass falmer DO NOT DESERVE.

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Happy thanksgiving!
The turkey astrid made was dry as fuck. That woman cannot cook, like, AT ALL.

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Why are thieves so lazy?? I mean, taking someone's stuff and not killing them? By sithis, either go the distance or just stay home....

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Why do nords use milk drinker as an insult? Milk is delicious. U guys have fun with your calcium deprived bones.

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If Arnbjorn mentions that he's a werewolf one more fucking time I will punch him in the throat

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@DarkBrotherhood I'm still alive #CantTouchThis

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I mean you COULD portray me as some yandere pretty-boy, but you could also #neverdothat

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I'd kill for a sweetroll right now.... I mean I'd kill for pretty much any reason but that's not the point