ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀

🔞🇵🇭 • ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ • Fic Writer • Chronically Anxious • Hoarder of the Karaoke Machines

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

Hey! I'm Theo and I write and give fanfic recommendations for #hrtwt !

- 18+ || Minors DNI (pls)
- Filipino || Nonbinary Lesbian
- Mainly Hollanov (other ships welcome!)
- Pro-Fiction and Anti-Censorship
- Don't Like, Don't Read
- Don't Yuck on Someone's Yum

#heatedrivalry

[Rapidly Aging in Chicago @windyhoosier]

@hudconolic

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

@hvllandrs What was that cupcakKe song about squidwards nose 👀

[nês 🦇 @wingsseni]

rainy dayy 🦆🦆

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

Mediocrity of the White Hockey Boys by astralmaris23

https://t.co/WJVYDrlo2U

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

I'M GAGGED???

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

@cecezobsessions I promise you won't 🙏☺️

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

SHANE THEY DON'T DESERVE YOU

[𝐡𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥 ✿ @hazelluvsbooks]

someone ban me from my phone
hudson spermilliams

ill probably delete this in an hour or two 😭😭😭

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

@wingsseni Nes... he could have been hollanovs 3rd child im so sorry 😭

[madz 🔮 @madzhollanov]

emo ilya who goes to warped tour & overdoes it, fainting at barricade & coming to a little later under the shade of a med tent, immediately falling in love with the very serious & concerned boy with freckles who keeps telling him to take small sips of water for him

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

Ao3 is down for me so here's another fic thread!

I like to imagine childhood sweethearts Ilya and Shane where they got together in JHS (middle school) and watched each other grow into adulthood.

This is also based on my experience where I used to tease my late bloomer friends.

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

Teen Shane, punching Teen Ilya HARD on the stomach, face red and flushed: Fuck you!

Teen Ilya: OW! Mean kitty!

Teen Shane: Well, this "mean kitty" won't be giving you any kisses any time soon if you won't stop teasing me for my voice.

Teen Ilya: NOOO, I'm sorry, my Shane!

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

Teen Ilya: Cute.

Teen Shane, voice still squeaky and cracky: Excuse me!? I'm the farthest thing from cute!

Teen Ilya, grinning: Cute like kitty.

Teen Shane: Shut up! I may be a late bloomer but I'm still older!

Teen Ilya, bending down to kiss Shane on the cheek: Mine.

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

@Raychl_Rockstar RIGHT??? I love it when they don't know how to answer 😋

[KD🏒🦨 Fic Pinned!! @skunkskatey]

What if… centaurs media say they have the guys bring one random thing in for one of those spit take videos and Shane brings in both his childhood dog’s ashes and his grandmother’s on two separate occasions.

[Sam @samanthacp_]

i just think it's funny that the nhl tried to capitalize (very poorly) on heated rivalry, and jacob tierney said absolutely the fuck not

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

have you really never thought that your words have a consequence? by feralzaychik

https://t.co/RRytMuPIFy

[nês 🦇 @wingsseni]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS LIVE!!??" by CoolBeansTrees

https://t.co/u3YynCE0tM

[ᴛʜᴇᴏ 💀 @itstheosmayhem]

I'M CRYING, HARRIS IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF A RAISE 😭