tommy

Tall, dark, & handsome, if by tall, dark, & handsome you mean average height, fair skin, & not hideous. All while being demure and debonair. fanboy

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@erfon Let this not distract you from the fact that Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns for Polk High during the 1966 city championship game, including the game winner in the final seconds, against their crosstown rivals Andrew Johnson High School and "Spare Tire" Dixon.

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@patdixon I think it’s too late. FCC got him.

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@OpieRadio please pass this along tobyour friend. It only takes 1 day. @whoarethesepod you’ll have nothing left after the procedure. You da man Ope!!

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@AnthonyCumia 6%APY is a nice rate

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@facetedcarapace Now in stereo

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@Mevrick78866670 @markgurman A lot of people with a platform get Apple products. Podcasters will talk about how they have “review units” that they never return. I’m not sure you’re going to get an honest assessment from a person like that

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@OpieRadio Ron had no need for a checking account until about a month ago. Now he’s got a cool $200 in there

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@stephenrobles You’ll have to wait for the Duo Deux

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@WhyHateWhite @AnthonyCumia I’m surprised nobody on the @LIRR laid him out honestly

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@marlins_man @united You need to start flying private

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@lovetocook12345 She’s the real life Jiminy Glick

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@VivaLaStool @NjTank99 Is this in HR?

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Easily one of the best videos in the history of the internet 😂😭

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@DanielDuguay87 @iamyesyouareno It won’t last, no matter how much she has.

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@erfon I hope you had the same luck that I had 15 years ago today gov

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@erfon Great take on the documentary about that guy stranded out at sea on his bright orange raft, but you had mentioned that his phone is waterproof. What if he had an iPhone 15 Pro Max and some of the ocean water lightly splashed into his raft? He’d be SOL

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@GovKathyHochul What a ghoul

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@nypost I hope he got the additional insurance

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@RepSwalwell She was a brainwashed simpleton

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