Tim Sanders

this is where i rant

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

Airlines need to double the price for kids 5 and under

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

I’m gonna 67 someone in Europe

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

Having a beer to offset the pain of paying my quarterly taxes😭

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

That hound dog remix is actually pretty good without the vocal

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Computa…make my hairline grow back

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

@SamCOYS10 But Omri tho😮‍💨

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Texting anyone over the age of 25

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

@blowchakk Fr

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@shecallmemyron It desperately needs some ukg drums and a reese bassline underneath wdym?

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“It’s actually called tech house”🤓☝️. Pls stfu

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

Who actually watches streamers??

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Don’t ask me why do to me goes “E…E…E…” in the post chorus. Idk why I did that

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

Got told I’m too short by a 6’2 queen. I want her more now

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

“moving in silence”. you don’t stfu

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

can the duffer brothers just delete it and start over?

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

did netflix just fire all the writers from the first 4 seasons and bring in a team of marvel writers?

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

stranger things 5 is so mid it’s insane

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being sober is super fucking cool but thinking youre better than everyone who isnt is super fucking lame

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

all i want in life is to be liked by these twitter burners

[Tim Sanders @itstimsanders]

@thatraveguy_ @_sativafairyy i’m stalking your twitter dont judge me