Titster 🪩

xoxo

I believe in the collective consciousness, science and design.

[Titster 🪩 @itstitty]

If my dead dog is always gonna be in my heart does that mean i finally got that dawg in me.

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I have this one dating app match who religiously likes my hot takes and thirdt traps with equal enthusiasm i have never felt more supported

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Could never be me

[tear @tearrxv]

If you’re too bubbly they will kill you and steal your light

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Bro f1 is a sport about some boys going zoom thats it

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Bro these f1 drivers are soooo unserious omg

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@NYTGames MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME >:C

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POV: ur in a lightweights comp and u see me in the corner getting buzzed off chamomile

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Last night i discovered the best twitter account ever.

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great!!!

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That girl u saw yesterday with the incredible blowdry is probably poopin rn

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I dated a man like this can confirm theyre the most boring superficial people known to humankind.

[. @aprilludg4te]

why would u wanna date a man who calls women ugly in the first place man i need yall to get up.... why is everyone's favourite trope still "when he's mean to everyone but me" is everyone still 14 years old

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[lucy…⭐️ @stallihyune]

when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs

[Titster 🪩 @itstitty]

@lifeofraghav19 Say hi to the cockroaches for me

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@shre_no Circe by Madeline miller

[chudail @mayoanarchy]

fakest cloud ive seen in a minute, i know u got meatballs in there bro

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@star_stufff @watchsuccessi0n Thank you! Maybe I will.

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@watchsuccessi0n If that amuses you I also make fun comics on Instagram. Shameless plug: https://t.co/ZuykqQsvZq

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My obsession with brie cannot have come at a worse time (unemployment)

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@itsvedantkumar I think I accidentally drew you a few weeks ago.