Tom Hill

Comedian, writer, snacky boy. @hipbang @BTComedy he/him

[The Canadian Academy @TheCdnAcademy]

Are you ready to turn your comedic dreams into reality? Introducing “Misdirect: The Nick Nemeroff Comedy Grant” aimed at emerging comedians who could receive $10,000 for their next comedy initiative!

Learn more, including when applications open at https://t.co/Z59fUhF2QC

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

@JustinVM @ember_lina This was worth the effort it required

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

@Nyiriland Ha ha ha ha

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

That feeling when your longtime dentist finally lowers their guard and let’s lemon water have it. Just really empties the chamber. Lemonade, hot water with lemon, gin soda w lemon, it’s all too much and very personal.
“DO PEOPLE KNOW THEY’RE DRINKING ACID?!”

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

@rikemobertson Loved it so much, helped me through some tough quarantine times

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

@TheStaceyMcG @22_Minutes Congraaaaaaats buddyyyyy

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

@jesselupini buttered my biscuit quite nicely

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

friend: did you like Dune?

me: *screams* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-AAAAH!

#hanszimmer

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

Recording this show live for our parents and two strangers was a massive highlight of the year. Check it out Thursday at 6 PST!

[The Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival @TOsketchfest]

Theatrum by @HipBang, recorded live from the stage in Vancouver!

In the old world, they were known for audience interaction. In this new world, they have instead hired 2 strangers from Craigslist to be their audience. #TOsketchfest2021

March 25
Tickets: https://t.co/xrfiSfQcyW

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

Hit up the drive through vaccine clinics, 59+ Regina folks! Sending y’all love and safety!

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

It's clear: my houseplants are having a more active year than I am.

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

Here's the survey! Please help us make a cool new show by sharing your sweet sweet thoughts!

[Hip.Bang! @HipBang]

Interested in helping us out?

Check out the survey here: https://t.co/Bsv1pGJ7OD

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

Hey Vancouver area people, we'd love your help making our new theatre joint. All ya have to do is take a big warm breath and do this survey we designed to be a mix of beautiful and fun! 1/2

[Hip.Bang! @HipBang]

Hello world!

We are making a new theatre show with our amazing collaborator Marie Farsi, and we need your help.
We are asking residents of greater Vancouver to fill out a short, beautiful, and fun survey that takes about 12 minutes.

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

@jesselupini thanks honoured to be here

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

Hey twitter,
It's been too long! Hope this finds you well. Whatever that means these days ha ha! lol isn't this a tricky time what is time whatistime nothing has meaning hope ur well I missu doyoumissmesorrythisisgettinglonghopeuwellimfineimfineimfineimfineimfine xo Tom p.s. fuck

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

I have left @VanTheatreSport

[Miguel Rivas @migrivas]

I will definitely now attempt to acquire all of the armour and swords and all the shit in Zelda Breath of the Wild

[Tom Hill @itstomhill]

Hey it's me, child Tom. I love wearing flowery women's hats! In fact, I am known to throw them on specifically when I'm about to take a poo.
As a child, I’ll be at @HipBang’s new show at China Cloud this Friday to Sunday at @JFLNorthWest so grab tix or your own poo hat

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student