Tommy Titus

Nowadays I’m adulting. I cannot brand my ideas, I’d get canceled too fast. Big sports guy.

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

#itsmaam

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

@mikeyfuntime I have a pitch. A reality show where all of the furniture is randomly replaced by is it cake contestants. Only food source in the house is cake. None of the reality show participants know anything about the cakes. Pure chaos. #makeithappen

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

@netflix needs to make a psychological reality game show where contestants live in a house and randomly the furniture is replaced by Is It Cake contestants. Also, the only food in the house is the cakes. Is your bed cake tonight? #makeithappen #nightmarefuel

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

@AOC radicalized me with that body tho… holla at me.

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

How did this individual
A) get this firearm onto a college campus
B) get within distance and prepare the shot without being noticed

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

@WWE @WWENXT KEEP THE COMMERCIALS OUT OF THE WOMENS MATCHES!

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

@Revolting_Blob1 @ProducerDrew_ Someone doesn’t know how income tax works. Rantanen’s 8x$12 is worth way more with no state income tax than 4.5% income tax in CO, 13.6% in Ontario, and 15% income tax in Alberta.

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

@WWE would love to see an 8-man TLC gauntlet eliminator match. No submissions or DQ’s, pin falls count anywhere. Make Wrestling Great Again!

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

Dog shit smells way worse when it is thawing in your yard.

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

At least hockey season is coming up soon #NHLBruins

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

Mac Jones sucks #NFLTwitter

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Drop everything now ‼️

Coach Bill Belichick has weighed in on @taylorswift13 and Travis Kelce.

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

When the group ahead of you takes too long

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

Why can’t I lift shit for weight at the gym, but when I want a new recliner I can turn into the hulk to get it into my basement?

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

If your wife or girlfriend is driving you around in a truck, I automatically assume you’re a cuckhold.

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

@Revolting_Blob1 @footballguy82 If he ain’t hit, that’s a capital L dawg. Could buy a damn house with that money.

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

Pavel Zacha is that dude, just putting on a #clinic tonight

[Mike Cratty @Mike_Cratty]

I remember when Devils fans said Pavel Zacha was bad lololol

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

I hate EVERYTHING about flying before the plane takes off #firstworldproblems

[Tommy Titus @itstommyboy]

The B’s are fucking buzzin tonight #NHLBruins