Turstman

Yo, its Turstman, the tired demon who only plays games that make him mad. Come hang out, would love to see you there! he/him

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@akascarletVT She would def chuck her club in the lake if she missed a putt

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@minakimes As someone who was that fan I have simply chosen to give up and accept that while Haslam and Berry are a part of this organization that nothing good will ever happen again

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

What a miserable team man.

[NFL @NFL]

Browns naming Deshaun Watson as their starting QB for Week 1. (via @AdamSchefter, @RapSheet)

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@aWiseMoose Found this song from Knights of Cyndonia, now it’s one of my favs of all time. Lowkey crying rn because of its inclusion

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

*places this down and runs out of the blast zone* https://t.co/zxTJYICPDj

[We Watched A Movie @WeWatchedAMovie]

Sorry, I'm not down w the whole "Chris Hansen and To Catch a Predator were actually a bad thing" re-imagining. We're not siding w child predators, ever. I don't care what happened to them. It wasn't bad enough. They did the world a favor by ruining these sick fucks lives. It was more than the police or you were doing. What's the problem?

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@TheCookieVT The vtuber models are getting too realistic I can never keep up :(

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@Acai28 I would say get the funk out because I discovered that song from the announcement and its been super fun to listen to

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

As someone who worked at BBY when they got rid of the movies section of the store, I can guarantee you that the novelty of this would last one week before being forgotten and only contributing to like, 1% of the store's profit

[RetroByteVault @RetroByteVault]

Back when Best Buy had aisles of DVD's and blu rays

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@dropout THATS MY FAVORITE TOPAM GUEST JERAH RIGHT THERE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@akascarletVT it'll be a cosplay of Freddy Fazbear or smth like that

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

As of August 1st, 2026, I will be retiring my fandom of the Detroit Tigers due to the utter butchering of this team over the past 42 years. From now on I will be an Arizona Diamondbacks fan.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Tarik Skubal for outfielder Zyhir Hope, right-hander River Ryan and right-hander Brady Smith, sources tell ESPN.

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@TheCookieVT Incorrect information, the vtuber is not piloted by 6 rats in a trenchcoat

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@TheCookieVT I feel like those are inside thoughts Cookie...

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@TheCookieVT You good Cookie?

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@TheSeahawkPerch I'm imagining where this stadium could even fit in Wilmington lmao

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@TheCookieVT I don’t think you can counteract the bad luck of that one vtuber

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

R.I.P I loved him in Jurassic Park like everyone, but his role in Hunt for the Wilderpeople will always be my fav

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: New Zealand actor Sam Neill, known for "Jurassic Park" and "The Piano," died Monday at 78, his family said. His death in Sydney was "sudden and unexpected," according to a statement posted to the actor’s social media page. https://t.co/Evkgp6g1Sp

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

As someone who worked at the only Cinepolis in New Jersey, how do they have enough money to get Tom Holland and Zendaya for their adverts... twice???

[archive zendaya ⭑ @archivedaya]

zendaya and tom holland for a ‘spider man: brand new day’ commercial

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

@DayumDahlia Ayyy go Tigs!!!

[Turstman @ItsTurstman]

Doing my part in this debate, and yes I did refund my game before this trend began. #CFBPlayDontPay