Valerie Whitmer

blondes have the most fun

[a v e r y @reklawyreva]

A little bit of Tyler to help get us through this trash season #TheBachlor

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

I’m a strong believer that milk cures all hangovers

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

My grandpa gave my grandma his croutons at lunch. I need someone who will do that for me

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

Just bought fat free ranch at the store. For the love of god and all that is holy please help me lose a couple pounds. Ya girl is desperate

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

I just ordered Taco Bell for the first time in years. I haven’t eaten it and I already hate myself #mistakesweremade

[Karly With a K @karlyonair]

I’ll say it again, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE JASONS. #MenTellAll #TheBachelerotte

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

I need a fat steak

[casss @cassemery12]

“I’ll always be rooting for her happiness” I’m not okay 😩
#TheBachelerette

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

But where do I find a Jason 😫😭 #TheBachelerette

[kell @krnjesse]

rare grammy twins rt for good luck

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

I WANT ALL THE WEDGES BUT IM TOO TALL UGH UGH UGH.

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

Are you supposed to tip your handlebar driver? And if so how much are you supposed to leave?

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

I’m not an angels fan by any means but I could watch mike trout all day long #snack 😍

[olivia jane @oblivia_nagy]

75% of my timeline got engaged this past week

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

My phone autocorrects “drink” to “drunk” and “butter” to “bitter”. This is who I am now

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

@KatelynHeyne Omg we are the same

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

*complains about being fat*
*does nothing about it*

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

I held the elevator open for this girl, only for her to take it to the second floor................🙄

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

s/o to the bartender last night that refused to pour me a round of tequila shots. I most definitely didn’t need that. #struggling

[Valerie Whitmer @itsvallypal]

It's 77 degrees in my apartment and I'm finally comfortable #forevercold