Vic Fontaine

If you’re gonna work HoloVegas in the 60’s, you better know the score, pally. 🌈 🦄 ❤️

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

Listen Pally, I’m a hologram. I don’t need to wear a mask. But you do if you want bottle service!

[Annoyed O’Brien🖖 @AnnoyedOBrien]

Yes Worf it’s true, although today on Earth is now called Indigenous Peoples Day, it was originally named after Christopher Columbus, a monster of a man who waged genocide against the native peoples of the land.

Why did they celebrate such a p’tak for so long? Great question. 1/

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@Mark_Lopa When I was 21, it was a very good yeeeeear

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

Hey there pally! What brings you here on a Saturday night? Is it the swingin’ tunes, or do ya need a friendly ear??

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@az_michelle_w Sure! I’ve been asked by Commander Riker to perform a song called NIGHTBIRD !!

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@AnnoyedOBrien Heya pally! It’s important to learn the real history of a country! Especially when they don’t teach it in most schools.

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@AnnoyedOBrien @LiamtheV @ReplicatorUnit @MornRp Hey pally! SQUEAK

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@ShakaarEdon I hear you pally, but you have to ask yourself, is her happiness important to you?

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

Hey there pally! Why the long face?

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@beaglemixtape Ouch! Working as an insult comic is a one way ticket to deadsville, pally!

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@m_solvera They live in their music, pally!

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@SedaryRaymaker Blue mooooooon

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@EnterpriseCPU That guy can drink like a fish, I tell ya!

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@fireflynoble Sorry to hear that Pally, here have a mineral water on the house!

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@OfHopeAndDreams Cool cats, kitten!

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

@DS9bot Nice to see you, pally!

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

Heya Pally! Who wants to do a duet? Anyone? Anyone other than Riker?

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

Hey there pally! Tonight I’ll be performing a routine inspired by the film Magic Mike!

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

Hey there pally! Nice high heels!

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME

[Vic Fontaine @itsvicfontaine]

His aaaarms are heavy

Knees weak

Paaaaalms are sweaty